Politicians 

(Pantoum)

Save us from the politician

Who tells us what we want to hear;

Plays the hero, has a vision

Presses our buttons, plays on fear.

They tell us what we want to hear,

Will save us from the scrounging poor;

Press our buttons, play on fear.

Will drive foreigners from our door.

They'll save us from the scrounging poor.

They'll drive all crime from off our street

Keep those foreigners from our door.

And surely make our nation great.

No more crime on any street.

Steady hands upon the lever;

They'll surely make our nation great;

Be at last a proper leader.

Once their hands are on the lever

Who believes that millionaires;

That you wanted as your leader,

Will serve your interests and not theirs?

Who believes that millionaires

People's heroes, men of vision

Serve our our interests and not theirs?

Save us from the politicians!