apparently i've said things that are rememberable enough to quote

im probably going to regret this

' Me, I can be the gentleman. '

' Are you cancer? '

' I derive from the gays. '

' I'm a white boy.'

' I don't got that movie plot romance. '

' Don't judge me, you're a pervert on purpose. '

' You were the accident. '

' Those winks look drunk. '

' Nothing is straight in your life.'

' She doesn't want your crusty dick. '

' Bippity boopity back the fuck up before I shove my foot up your ass.'

' I'm not pansexual I just think people are really attractive. '

' They're my children. '

' I'm giving you up for adoption. '

' It's a fetus tuba. '

' Model material. '

' Everyone is hot, got a problem with it? '

' I wonder if I scream senpai loud enough Jack will come. '

' She's a lesbian, you have a dick, stop trying. '

' He pays her. '

hahahhaahahahahha i'm laughing because non of these have any context and you're all probably like what the fuck gotta blast

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remember everyone has an inner pretty setter

drink yO milk and keep on sinning

xoxo - aiden