I have spent countless eons
exploring this universe,
but I have not met a
creature as foolish as you.
Your intellect -- its maddeningly uncomplex,
to the point where I must
refrain from laughing uncontrollably.
Mine, on the other hand, exceeds all --
you will not find one like me,
in existence,
and in conception.
I am a living legend, and you
a legend by proxy.
You shall live throughout the ages
as a name, a moniker to remember,
for their braveness, their courage,
their insanity in the face
of danger immense --
it is your destiny, after all,
that needs to be fulfilled.