ch. 31: relative insanity
It's the next night now they are going to be in teams with their partners going to play relative insanity first team to five points wins
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'Here's the first one' Aria says, she puts the first red card down
Mom took one look at my room and said....
Everybody puts one yellow card down
'I think the closes one, is tell me that don't stink' Mona says
'Who had that one?' Aria says
'We do' Amanda says
'Alright one point to Amanda and Savannah, next one is' Aria says
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Aria puts the second red card down
When meemaw took her bra off, her youngest granddaughter exclaimed...
Everybody starts laughing after that one, they all puts a yellow card down
'I would say the funniest one is I studied her body and nothing is in the right place' Ava says
'Yeah I ageed, i love boobs I swear I do is a close second though' Savannah says
'Who has the first one' Claire says
'We do' Aria says
'Alright one point for moms and one point for me and Amanda' Savannah says
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'Next one is' Aria says, she puts a red card down
During the ceremony the preacher leaned over to the best man and said...
They all puts a yellow card down
'The funniest one is who taught you how to put on makeup?, a clown?' Ava says, everybody agrees on that one
'Who had that one' Aria says
'We did' Amanda says
'Two points for Sava and Amanda and one point for moms, we suck' Claire says, they laugh
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'The next one is' Aria says, she puts another red card down
My sister told her gynecologist
Everybody puts a yellow card down
'That one sounded wet, is the funniest one' Claire says, everybody agrees on that one
'Who had that one' Aria says
'We did' Savannah says
'Damn three, one, zero' Mona says
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'The next one is' Aria says
At the end of my cousin Mary's psychiatric examination, the doctor wrote...
Everybody puts a yellow card down
'Um the funniest one is he hasn't seen his wiener in over a decade' Amanda says
'Who had that one' Aria says
'We did finally' Ava says
'Thank god' Claire says
'Three, one, one' Mona says
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Aria puts a red card down
When mom came back from the hair salon and asked. 'what do you think?'. My dad blurted out.
Everybody puts a yellow card down
'Ok wow, it has to be if that's not a wig, her hairdresser should be shot' Savannah says, everybody laughs
'Who had that one' Aria says
'We did' Claire says
'Three, two, one' Mona says
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Aria puts down a red
The emergency room nurse walked up to us and said...
'There a a new invention called soap you should try it' Amanda says
'Who had that one' Aria says
'We did' Ava says
'Three, three, one, now we suck' Mona says
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Aria puts a red card down
While watching the kids play in the backyard, grandma said to her sister about her youngest...
Everybody puts a yellow card down
'He's a mouth breather' Amanda says
'Who had that one' Aria says
'We did' Claire says
'Four, three, one' Mona says
'This one might end the game' Aria says
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Aria puts a red card down
When my parents came home, the first thing the babysitter said to them was...
'Can someone please call the nuthouse and tell them we have a delivery' Ava says
'We had that one' Aria says
'Four, three, two' Mona says
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Aria puts a red card down
During karaoke night, my sister grabbed the microphone and shouted...
'I just wet my pants a little bit' Savannah says
'We had that one' Aria says
'Wow talk a comeback' Amanda says
'Maybe, Four, three, three' Mona says
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Aria puts a red card down
Timmy's lack of respect for his stepmother was evident when he said to her...
Everybody puts a yellow card down
'She must be really good in bed' Amanda says
'Who had that one' Aria says
'We did, which means we win!' Claire says, her and Ava high fives and kisses
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Later that night Savannah is laying down in their tent on her phone then Amanda crawls in and sits down beside her she puts her head on her knees and Savannah looks at her
'Hey, what's wrong?, did you start?' Savannah asks, she sits up and Amanda looks at her
'No, just tired today's hike took a lot out of me' Amanda says, Savannah sits up
'Can I ask you a question about yesterday' Savannah says, Amanda is confused
'Ok' Amanda says
'Are you really uncomfortable about being at a strip club?, I'm just asking because you use to didn't mind them, what change?' Savannah says
'It's nothing against what people do there, its just when i was single i was ok with it, now that I'm engaged I don't feel comfortable being at one because I want to respect our relationship and you too, that's why i change mind about them' Amanda says
'I see your point on that and I respect that you respect our relationship and me too, I'm not really into that kind of scene anymore either, probably the same reason why you do' Savannah says
'That doesn't mean we don't have fun, we just have fun in our way' Amanda says
'Agreed' Savannah says, Amanda looks at her
'I love you' Amanda says, Savannah looks at her and smiles
'I love you too' Savannah says, they kiss
Since they can't have sex because everybody is here they just lay down and cuddles
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