Veteran: there's a line for the tram

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Veteran: *looks at map, then puts it back down* no idea where we are

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Player: *pushes Minnie Mouse ears in Veteran's face*

Veteran: I'm not wearing those, stop-

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Veteran: I don't know where Baby Groot is

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Veteran, wearing Minnie Mouse ears: take these off me RIGHT NOW!

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Veteran: *moving around, trying to get a good picture of Player*

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Veteran: "preferred parking"... I would prefer parking to be free

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*on it's a small world*

Veteran: *looking around in confusion and slight unease*

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Veteran: you just came here for me to take pictures of you!

Player: *nods*

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*on the Ferris wheel*

Veteran: you wanna go on, like, a roller coaster or something?

Player: *shakes head*

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Veteran: we're really about to see a musical?

*a few minutes later*

Voice over: welcome to the Hyperion Theatre!

Veteran: *staring emotionlessly into space*

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Veteran, carrying Player's bag: what do you KEEP in this?!

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*in the queue for Goofy's Flight School*

Veteran: this ride is for kids!

*on the coaster a few minutes later*

Veteran: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

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Veteran: put it back

Player: *holding a Baby Groot plush, pouting*

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Ride line sign: wait time: 90 minutes

Veteran: absolutely not

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Musical actors: love is an open doooooor!~

Veteran: *staring up completely blankly*

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Veteran: the water fountain is free! Bottled water is not free!

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Veteran: forget Mickey, where is Black Panther?

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Veteran: no, we ate before we came- were not getting churros, they're five dollars

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*live band playing*

Player and Veteran: *absolutely vibing*

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Veteran: I know you're cold, but I did tell you to bring a jacket

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Veteran: we can get FastPass, or we can eat!

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Veteran: I'm not taking more pictures of you!

*literally thirty seconds later*

Veteran: *trying to take a picture of Player by the Ferris wheel*

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Theatre crowd: *applauding*

Veteran: *blinks*

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Veteran and Player: *vibing at a parade*

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Veteran: I know you only get that for a picture!

Player, holding a Mickey Mouse ice cream bar: *shrugs*

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Veteran, walking around the parking area with Player: do you remember where we parked?

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Veteran: *takes a bite out of an ice cream bar, shakes his head*

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Player and Veteran: *kiss*

Player: I love you

Veteran: I love you too

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Veteran: were going to the other park?! We're not going home?!

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Frozen musical: *just keeps on going*

Veteran: *nose exhale*