Engineer: every single odd number has an e in it

Player: *deep inhale* oh dear god... what have you done?

Gnome: LISTEN-

Captain: um, not all of them. Thirty and fifty aren't spelled with the letter e in it...

Player: oh father god...

Captain: if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. Thirty and fifty are odd

MrCheese: *starts laughing a little bit*

Stoner: *sigh* 15 + 15 = 30, 25 + 25 = 30...

Bro: 25 + 25 = 30, sure buddy

Player: lord have mercy...

Blue: ok, bye *walks out*

MrCheese, laughing: ...are you serious?!

Stoner: one, three, five, nine, and since everything else after that is a variant of those numbers so every odd number has an e in it

Gnome: um, YOU FORGOT SEVEN!

Player: it keeps getting worse...

MrCheese, wheezing: what's going on? I JUST CAN'T EVEN-

Not Orange: your whole ass forgot about eight, a number with an e in it and is pretty fucking even

Gnome: why would eight be brought up if it's EVEN in a conversation about odds?! Engie said "every ODD number has an e in it", not every single number with en e is odd", what the fuck!

Veteran: uhh dudes, two is odd and doesn't have an e. Just sayin'

Bro: did... did you just deadass tell me two is odd? I'm fucking crying. Just throw... just throw the whole lobby away

MrEgg: the one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this whole lobby away, you just can't

MrCheese: TWO IS ODD?! *laughing really hard* I'M FUCKING SCREAMING!

Dum: wait, what about zero? That's an odd number, no?!

Player: *mouth agape, sputtering*

Captain: ok, near me out. Fifty and thirty make up for the fact that they have no e by the way they're pronounced: thirt-E and fift-E

TheGentleman: why do thirty and fifty matter? THEY'RE FUCKING EVEN!

Engineer: ...what the fuck is happening?

Greaser: one is an even number

TheGentleman: ...I'M GONNA SMACK YOU!

Stoner: -30 and -50 have an e in them

Ninja: zero isn't a number

Not Orange: it can't be divided by zero, though, can it?

Stoner: um, well, it can. 0/2 = 0?!

Player, slowly breaking down... I... just... don't... know...

TheGentleman: ODD NUMBERS: one, three, five, seven, nine!

Ninja: everything that ends with 2, 4, 6 and 8 are even. The rest is odd: 1, 3, 7, 9. Stop freaking out y'all

Gnome: YOU FORGOT FIVE!

BDay: DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR?

TheGentleman: what about it?

BDay: that doesn't have an e in it!

TheGentleman: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S EVEN!

Dum: are you guys ok?

MrCheese, struggling to breathe: I'M FUCKING SOBBING RIGHT NOW! FUCK... GOD-

Mother: I'm honestly so confused right now

Bro: what is going ON?!

Engineer: this is the height of our stupidity. It has to be. Our future generations cannot exist

I swear, I'm crying! Also ikr this is not pleteran, but it was too long to put on my announcement page, so I put it here.