AU: Can be human or not

Pairing(s): Platonic Analogical

Warnings: Strong language, mention of insomnia, and brief mention of nightmares
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Virgil: logan

Virgil: logan

Virgil: logan

Virgil: aliens

pocketprotector™: Virgil, it's 3AM.

Virgil: but aliens

pocketprotector™: Virgil, please.

Virgil: logan, aliens

pocketprotector™: Virgil.

Virgil: aliens.

pocketprotector™: What about them?

Virgil: I was thinking about aliens and needed to talk to someone about it

Virgil: and since you're a science/astronomy nerd I figured you'd be the right person to talk to about it

pocketprotector™: I suppose that logic is somewhat sound, but it is 3AM. Why are you texting me now?

Virgil: can't sleep

pocketprotector™: Ah. What were your thoughts on aliens, then?

Virgil: ok so

Virgil: what if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was a UFO?

pocketprotector™: Interesting theory. However, I'd like to add my own little detail onto it, if you don't mind?

Virgil: of course you can

pocketprotector™: Well, what if that UFO was full of aliens? And what if we were those aliens?

Virgil: logan

Virgil: dude

Virgil: you're blowing my mind

pocketprotector™: Why, thank you.

Virgil: poor dinosaurs, man

pocketprotector™: I know.

Virgil: I mean, I wouldn't be too pleased if giant death monsters were still roaming the Earth

Virgil: but that doesn't mean they needed to get murdered by a big fire rock

pocketprotector™: Actually, the surface of an asteroid is typically minus one hundred degrees Fahrenheit.

Virgil: nerd

pocketprotector™: Knowledgable, I think you mean.

Virgil: nah I meant nerd

pocketprotector™: Do you feel any more tired than before?

Virgil: a little

pocketprotector™: Good to hear.

pocketprotector™: Or read, I suppose.

Virgil: yeah

Virgil: thanks for keeping me company

Virgil: I can get a little... in my own head if I can't distract myself

pocketprotector™: I understand. And I would be glad to keep you company whenever you feel as if you need a distraction. If I complain about the time at first, please do not be disheartened, text me whenever you like. No matter the time. Though, I would prefer it if you actually got enough sleep, but I know that it isn't that easy for you.

Virgil: thanks logan

Virgil: you're a nerd

Virgil: but you're a cool nerd

pocketprotector™: Thank you, Virgil. And you're welcome.