Hi! This is just a cute little mini-series thing I want to write in this book just because it helps me gain inspiration, and it's pretty fun. It'll basically just be text conversations between the Sides, and I'll say at the start whether it's a human au or not.

I hope you enjoy!

AU: Human

Pairing(s): Prinxiety: pre-relationship

Warnings: Strong language, and mention of violence (kinda)
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princey👑 is typing...

princey👑: VIRGIL

princey👑: V I R G I L

princey👑: V

princey👑: I

princey👑: R

princey👑: G

princey👑: I

princey👑: L

Virgil😈: what?!

princey👑: HAVE YOU HEARD

Virgil😈: if you do that stupid 'bird is the word' Family Guy shit on me again I will destroy you

princey👑: NO

princey👑: THIS IS BETTER

Virgil😈: just tell me!!

princey👑: H A M I L T O N

Virgil😈: for the love of god

Virgil😈: of course I've heard about Hamilton!!!

princey👑: BUT

princey👑: H

princey👑: A

princey👑: M

princey👑: I

princey👑: L

princey👑: T

princey👑: O

princey👑: N

Virgil😈: I'm blocking you irl

princey👑: Harsh

Virgil😈: 🖕

princey👑: 😭

Virgil😈: drama queen

princey👑: Damn right

Virgil😈: dammit no

Virgil😈: well

Virgil😈: you're also a diva

princey👑: THIS DIVA NEEDS HER STAGE

princey👑: BABY LETS HAVE FUN

Virgil😈: oh no

princey👑: YOU ARE THE ONE I CHOOSE

Virgil😈: no

Virgil😈: stop

princey👑: FOLKS WOULD KILL TO FILL YOUR SHOES

Virgil😈: why

Virgil😈: fine

Virgil😈: Beyoncé isn't even that good

princey👑: I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN

princey👑: DO YOU WANT TO BATTLE

Virgil😈: square up punk

princey👑: NEVER INSULT MY QUEEN

Virgil😈: you wanna throw hands?

Virgil😈: I'll throw hands

princey👑: What the fuck? Where would you get the hands from?

princey👑: How did your brain conjure up such a horrific battle strategy?

princey👑: 'Throwing hands'. Jesus.

princey👑: Wait

princey👑: Never mind

Virgil😈: you're an embarrassment

princey👑: I know

Virgil😈:

Virgil😈: here

princey👑: ????

Virgil😈: to make up for calling you an embarrassment

Virgil😈: also, I take back that thing I said about Beyoncé

Virgil😈: she's a queen and I can't even pretend she isn't

Virgil😈: also

Virgil😈: Hamilton is pretty good

princey👑: RIGHT?!!?

princey👑: Also, that picture is hilarious and definitely you at 4AM.

Virgil😈: pfft

Virgil😈: idk what you mean

princey👑: Oh really? Because I seem to recall you messaging me in a panic because you had forgotten what a bagel was.

princey👑: You were afraid that you had just imagined a savoury version of a donut, and THEN planned on selling it as your own product.

princey👑: You then proceeded to look up 'Donut Savoury Thing' and were horrified when you found that bagels do, in fact, exist, and called me an hour later in tears.

Virgil😈: food is scary ok

princey👑: Yeah, and it's not like we need it to survive or anything.

Virgil😈: you're reaching my level of sarcasm

princey👑: Awww, are you proud?

Virgil😈: no I feel threatened

Virgil😈: sarcasm is my territory punk

Virgil😈: back off

princey👑: It's mine now, bitch.

Virgil😈: you wanna go?

princey👑: On a date?😉

Virgil😈: wait what

princey👑: Hold on. Logan needs me for something.

Virgil😈: wait

Virgil😈: you can't just leave me on that!!!!

Virgil😈: GET BACK HERE