"I've got an idea." Said an inventive Thai man.

"Well what is it?" Yuuri asked.

"How about we play the pun game." He smirks."

"Oh God not again..." Yuuri groans and starts giggling.

"I'm staying out of it this time." Seung-gil states.

"Me too." Adds Beka.

"What the hell is the pun game?" Yuri asks, trying to sound like he hadn't heard of it, when in reality, he never wanted the game to surface again.

All because of one fucking pun.

"You know exactly what that it is, don't play dumb." Yuuri says sassily.

"Explain it for the others." The Thai man replied.

"It's a game where you make puns out of anything you can think of, and bonus points if you can roast, irritate, or make the person laugh or blush while making puns." Yuuri explains.

"Last time we did that shit Yuri got beat so damn hard that he-"

"Say nothing." Yuri states, sending a tense aura through the room, colliding with his unusually happy demeanor.

"What happened the last time you all played it?" Chris asks, now intrigued.

"Lets' play to find out, I'm curious as to what happened Yuri-chan." JJ's obnoxious voice rang through the room.

"Hey-" Viktor starts off.

"-Don't piss him off too early."

♢~~~~~~~~~~~~~●~~~~~~~~~~~~~~♢

All of the skaters got together after weeks of saying that they would all regroup over their group chat. Sadly this didn't happen earlier all because of their similar laziness, forgetfulness, and their ever increasing procrastination levels. But, after days of Phichit reminding everyone over and over, they all finally came to the celebritys' mansion in Moscow, Russia, where he lived with his fiancé, Yuuri Katsuki.

"Alright, we're finally here!" Said Guang Hong as he dropped his bag on the path to the couple's doorway. He was a bit tired after being on a flight with all of them, and he was too lazy to be here honestly.

"And why wait for him to open the door?" Asks Chris, who zooms past Guang Hong and Leo, only to put in his own key to the mansion.

"Why do you have a key here?" JJ comments a bit disturbed.

"We might be competitors, but we're on good terms off the ice." Chris twists the key and the doors open.

The skaters step inside one by one, into a living room with a diamond chandelier, beige walls and way too much fancy shit that went perfectly together. Jaws dropping as they see famous paintings, chiseled sculptures and leather couches that they soon found out were really comfy. They also raided the minifridge in the secret compartment under the T.V.

"Hey, sorry I didn't welcome you all into my humble abode." Viktor laughed haughtily.

"It's fine, I let us in." Chris says, a cocktail in hand.

"So it was you who took my indian food Phichit!" Yuuri points at a Thai man stuffing his face with a piece of Tandoori chicken, clutching a piece of naan in his other hand.

"Actually it was him and me." Sueng-gil states, picking up a samosa from it's tinfoil where it resided.

"Well at least it wasn't the-"

"Pork cutlet b-" Yuri started to say, before realizing how much he had fucked up. An irritated Yuuri looked in his direction, Yurio put the bowl down before breaking into a run from their couch to the kitchen, Yuuri following him.

"Yuri's gotta stop fucking up once in a while." Otabek responded, instant ramen in his hand, a martini in the other.

"Viktor why do you guys have so much food under the T.V., knowing how easily Yuuri gains weight?" Phichit asks out of pure curiosity.

"That is a damn good question..." Viktor replies, sitting down on another chair with a glass of Bourbon.

"Are we gonna see Yuri and Yuuri again? Cause I'm getting bored." JJ complains.

Although the skaters had a T.V. in front of them, they preferred to socialize with each other and hang out.

"I'M SORRY!" We heard a distinct Russian shout, soon giggling, his voice drawing nearer.

"NO YOU AREN'T YOU SHORT DIPSHIT!" The Japanese man shouted, starting to laugh, his voice becoming clearer as well.

Yurio and Yuuri burst into the room, Yuuri tackling the Russian onto the couch, grabbing his pork cutlet bowl and sitting on the laughing Russian.

"What the hell is causing you two to laugh so hard?" Viktor asks.

"Y-Yuuri collided with the island in the kitchen, and his face just-" Yuri couldn't finish his sentence due to the laughing interruption.

"-And then Yuri made the stupidest fucking pun when he fell onto the floor after trying to skate around with his socks on."

Phichit's face lit up when he heard the word pun, he got a good scenario in his mind.

"I've got an idea." Said an inventive Thai man.

"Well what is it?" Yuuri asked.

"How about we play the pun game." He smirks.

"Oh God not again..." Yuuri groans and starts giggling.

"I'm staying out of it this time." Seung-gil states.

"Me too." Adds Beka.

"What the hell is the pun game?" Yuri asks, trying to sound like he hadn't heard of it, when in reality, he never wanted the game to surface again.

All because of one fucking pun.

"You know exactly what that it is, don't play dumb." Yuuri says sassily.

"Explain it for the others." The Thai man replied.

"It's a game where you make puns out of anything you can think of, and bonus points if you can roast, irritate, or make the person laugh or blush while making puns." Yuuri explains.

"Last time we did that shit Yuri got beat so damn hard that he-"

"Say nothing." Yuri states, sending a tense aura through the room, colliding with his unusually happy demeanor.

"What happened the last time you all played it?" Chris asks, now intrigued.

"Lets' play to find out, I'm curious as to what happened Yuri-chan." JJ's obnoxious voice rang through the room.

"Hey-" Viktor starts off.

"-Don't piss him off too early."

"Alright someone get an empty beer bottle so that we can spin to choose the person." Chris states.

Guang Hong puts the bottle in the middle, spinning it to see who would go first. It landed on poor Yurio.

"Shit..Now who do I irritate?" He eyes the Japanese Yuuri and asks him a question.

"How does a Japanese dog say hi?"

"...."

"Konichihuahua." At this, Yuuri puts his hands into his face and groans. "God fucking damnit..." He mumbles.

"Yurio gets a point."

Yuuri spins the bottle and it landed on Guang Hong.

"Now, Guang, what is your average in school?"

"Um, overall it's a B."

"You're supposed to be Asian not B-sian!" Yuuri criticizes, Viktor and Yurio starts to bust out laughing.

Guang Hong-ji got up and walked out the room, he was already done with that shit and it hadn't even been a good five rounds.

"Point for Yuuri."

"Alright, Guang Hong, choose the next person."

"Chris...hmm.""

"Oh what can this little flower do?"

"This little flower can chill out on ice without chilling out too much." Leo, JJ, Otabek, and the ice lesbians, who had remained quiet the whole trip, covered their mouths and just sat there as Chris' mouth was wide open.

"I just got what you meant-" Chris said matter of factly.

"-And I'm not okay." He expressed.

"Guang Hong gets two points!"

"Get ready Nikifrov." Chris smirks.

"Give me your worst."

"You know how you posted that picture of Yuuri in a cat maid outfit on Instagram?"

"Viktor you posted that?" Yuuri raises his eyebrows and proceeds to punch Viktor in the shoulder, hard.

"You weren't supposed to bring that up Chris!"

"Well I did."

"Anyways, you were probably Russian to get that dick afterwards."

Viktor stares blankly at Chris before getting up and walking away, playing Fuck This Shit I'm Out as he walks away.

"I'ma just grab my stuff and leave, excuse me please." He sings, grabbing Yuuri and getting out again. Everyone started dying of laughter, Chris included.

"Okahahay...points for both Chris and Viktor."

"Now get your sexy asses back in here."

"Alright..."

"Who to roast next..Mila darling."

"Give it your best shot."

"Your hair is the same color as strawberries."

"Split your legs and a strawberry open, and they're a perfect match."

"Viktor-"

"It's too true!!!" Sara speaks in between breaths.

"SARA!"

"Well, at least I have something appealing down there." Mila adds.

"Damn, okay...three points for the both of you."

"Mila, go on."

"I choose Leo."

"So, you're Mexican right?"

"Yeah..."

"So your friend Juandissimo of your dick than Guang Hong, am I wrong?"

Leo looked at Mila in disbelief, and then he started laughing.

"Two points for the old hag!"

"Who do you choose to irritate Leo?"

"Sara."

Sara's heart dropped out of her chest for a split second. Why did he pick her?

"Sara, did you make potato chips?"

"No..."

"No wonder you aren't crispy, or hot."

Sara's eyes widened as she got the joke. "Fuck you."

"Who do you want to roast?"

"I pass my turn over to JJ." She smiled and he started laughing.

"What the hell did you plan?"

"Yurio...I feel like there's something missing from your name..."

"Shouldn't it be-"

"Yuriotabek?"

Yuri's eyes widened, he got irritated, and he left the room.

"The same god damn pun like last time!" Everyone heard the Russian's faint shout.

"That was the best pun I have ever heard in my god damn life."

Otabek got up and went to go calm his boyfriend down.

"Now you're Russian for that dick." Viktor said, Otabek laughed and walked away.

♢~~~~~~~~~~~~~~●~~~~~~~~~~~~~♢

"Now...wasn't that fun?" Asks Phichit to the laughing circle of skaters.

"I'm so happy I decided to play." Yuuri claims, regaining his breath.

"Now, go to your rooms before I assign tgem to you." Viktor states like a teacher.

"I PICK THE MASTER BEDROOM!" Yurio shouts.

"Oh FUCK NO."