The couples, the one straight couple, the gays, the bisexuals, the lesbians, all of them were running around the mall decorated in red white and different shades of pink. They ran into stores and hounded the florists, screaming over counters to the chocolatiers, and wrestling over poodle plushies.

Christophe Giacometti even had a date to try and make reality.

To make a long story short.

It was Valentine's Day, and everyone was fucked.

♢~~~~~~~~~~~~~~●~~~~~~~~~~~~~♢

Viktor woke up screaming, scared he'd wake up Yuuri as his fiancee was a light sleeper. When Yuuri rolled over but then turned back over mumbling, he sighed out of relief.

Why did he wake up screaming?

He forgot to get Yuuri something for Valentine's Day.

But he wasn't alone, oh no he wasn't.

Otabek and Mila had forgotten. JJ did (probably occupied with his ego). Seung-gil did (he probably didn't care until he remembered that he had a boyfriend). Leo forgot as well.

Surprise surprise, Michele forgot as well (he miraculously forgot that he had a boyfriend by the name of Emil.)

Even Georgi wanted to get something for Anya, even though they had broken up long ago.

Because of their foolish actions, they all had to get up really early, not disturb their lovers, and rush out to the store and buy last minute gifts for them.

There was only one person left out in the middle of all of these people.

That's right, it was Christophe Giacometti.

Christophe was all alone on his birthday, now how sad is that? He did recall the woman who put the flower crown on his head at the Grand Prix Final, but he dubbed that as being a bit strange and out of the blue. His heart was telling him to do it, but his mind was screaming NO.

While Chris was debating whether to call that woman or not, the others had made it too the mall.

Let's see how this turns out.

♢~~~~~~~~~~~~~●~~~~~~~~~~~~~~♢

"Shit, what do I need?" Viktor mumbled looking at his checklist.

~THE LIST~
Flowers
Chocolate
Underwear✔
Lingerie✔
New Bedsheets
Condoms✔
A Wedding Ring

"I need to find the store with pads or tampons, my girl had to start on today of all days!" Sara complains.

"So do I..." Whined JJ.

"I'm low-key lost on why the hell we're all here." Leo admitted.

"Well, let's take a vote, raise your hand if you came here because you forgot to get your partner a gift."

Everyone looked around once or twice, hung their head down and raised their hands in shame. Except for Georgi.

"I came here to try and save my relationship with Anya."

"Man you are hopeless." Seung-gil laughed.

"I think it's kinda sweet." Sara admitted.

"Alright, lets not get off-track-" Otabek, being the voice of reason.

"POODLE PLUSH!" Viktor yelled and ran over to the window, followed by JJ and Sara. The three wrestled for the biggest poodle plush, with Sara winning by a landslide.

"I GOT THE PLUSH BITCH!"

Viktor tugged on her leg and pulled her down.

"Not today, ma cherie~" Viktor whispered over her, grabbing the plush while she was entranced.

"GIMMIE THAT SHIT!" JJ tackled Viktor when he tried to get up. Sara had not given up and joined in with the tackling.

"Okay...maybe you aren't the one who's hopeless." Phichit sighed and walked deeper into the mall.

"Maybe I should get her a necklace with-"

Georgi stopped talking and walked over to the jewler's boutique. Seung-gil wondered what he was going to get for her.

"Well...let's see what I need before Yuri wakes up..." Otabek mumbled, walking towards the escalator.

"Is it always like this?" Michele asked Seung-gil, the only sane person left.

"Pretty much, so where are you going after this?"

"The chocolatier." Michele said.

"The florist." He stated.

"See you around Michele."

"See ya."

Let's check back in with Chris, shall we?

♢~~~~~~~~~~~~~~●~~~~~~~~~~~~~♢

"Alright, I'll call her, she's probably single right?" He thought out loud, then shook his head.

"No, she's too pretty to be single, but let's give it a shot." He started dialing her.

Where he picked up her number, I don't know. When he did it, still don't fuckin' know. How he did it, this is Chris Giacometti we're talking about, no one will ever figure it out.

"Hey, who the hell is this?"

"Is that any way to talk to your new date?"

It took every fiber of Minako's being not to squeal over the phone or geek out about Chris. "Oh my God...Chris? S-sure I'd like to go on a date."

'The benefits of looking young and being single.' Minako smirked.

"Meet me at the plaza."

"I'll be there."

Minako hung up and Chris started freaking out and he called JJ.

"Perfect timing, I got out of the mall what's up man-"

"I HAVE NO RESERVATIONS FOR THIS DINNER, NO SUIT, NO SHIT TO GIVE HER WHEN SHE GETS THERE, I AM FUCKED!"

JJ hung up and started laughing his ass off at Chris's overreaction.

"Holy shit, he is fucked!"

He laughed until he realized he never bought his wife tampons.

"He's not fucked, I am." JJ ran back into the store.

The couples, the one straight couple, the gays, the bisexuals, the lesbians, all of them were running around the mall decorated in red white and different shades of pink. They ran into stores and hounded the florists, screaming over counters to the chocolatiers, and wrestling over poodle plushies.

Christophe Giacometti even had a date to try and make reality.

To make a long story short.

It was Valentine's Day, and everyone was fucked.

A/N: I'll just ignore the fact that I didn't post this shit on Valentine's Day. (Had it all typed up and everything too.)

Also, over 1k people looked at this shitty book...HOLY FUCK.