Dearest hoes, peasants, maggots, rats, and Prats alike,

    This rant book that will surely be cringe-worthy. But not as cringe-worthy as your mom in bed on Friday nights. I'm kidding! Okay let this begin!

Yours truly,
Empress Elizabeth

P.S each chapter title will be sarcastic to the main idea of the chapter! Including this one ((((((;