I swear since my school is super SUPER tiny, I'm not tryna brag or anything, but...

I'm positive that I wear THE MOST FLAWLESS makeup at school. The best, no doubt.

Girls need to learn how to FREAKIN' BLEND.

First, they choose a foundation that waaaaayy to tan/dark for them, and then you don't have the decency to blend?!?

Like, there's just a fricken line that's on their jawline the whole way across, and it's super......cringy to look at.

Unless you're wearing a turtle-neck shirt or a super fluffy scarf to cover it, please let me help you fam.

There's this girl in my grade, and she uses a foundation that's TOO MUCH. Just TOO TAN. She's as pale as me, and she uses a foundation color that's like, a fake tan shade.

Then she uses a freaking concealer under her eyes that are about three shades lighter than she is, soooo...

I just desperately want to teach her something. Her makeup is super pretty on her face, but if she used the right shades, it would be FLAWLESS.

Maybe almost like mine.

That was savage. My bad.

Tip) Use a foundation that matches your neck color. Sometimes your face can naturally be slightly darker, so you'll still have that weird color difference even if you blend super well. For concealer, use a shade that's either one or two shades lighter than your foundation to have that slight glow effect. You don't have to, but it's a recommendation.

I swear over the past year, my makeup went from 0 to over 9,000.

I felt the need to rant about this, I apologize.

We're having problems with our wifi, so currently I don't have it.

I can't even load a picture of our savior & BOI Guzma.

Well, there goes covers for people that want some. Sorry I won't be able to load them.

That's incredibly annoying.

I'll be at Starbucks more often with that free wifi.