TODAY I'M USING THE FACT THAT IT'S LABOR DAY AS AN EXCUSE TO NOT DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE WITH MY LIFE

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Yo mama so fat she volunteered as tribute in the hunger games because she thought it was an eating competition. Her name was Fatniss. *whistle*

Yo mama so ugly she made sans stop smiling.

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl. And the fat one brought cereal.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid zombies avoided her because they didn't smell any brains.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired.

Yo mama so ugly she was an extra in Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Yo mama so short she hang glides on a dorito.

Yo mama so hairy she has her own national geographic.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

And I'm done. I have more but I'm done typing them. 169 words is good enough.