#1: That's What She Said
I was working on garbage duty on some bleachers and my boss said "shove everything in the cracks and crush whatever is too big so it will fit." about 5 of my coworkers and I all gave each other the are-you-thinking-what-I'm-thinking look and we all said "that's what she said" at the same time. My boss gave us an angered look, but calmed down and simply said "just get to work..."

#2: Dicks
I work on some fairgrounds and my boss told us that since we were the only ones there, we could sneak on some rides. Everyone wanted to go on the Zipper, so we went on the Zipper. I was paired with a good friend of mine, and he told me to count all the dicks drawn or written in the cart. Man, don't You just love Zipper Fanart? I counted 10. 10 DICKS EITHER DRAWN OR WRITTEN IN OUR CART. Honestly, I'm not surprised tho... I also found the word "pussy" written somewhere around 4 times...

#3: Birthday
Apparently it was my boss's birthday yesterday and she yelled at us for forgetting it was her birthday. So, as a punishment and our gifts to her, she's taking $50 out of each of our paychecks. There's 15 of us, so that adds up to $750. That's a loooooot of money.

(all these stories are mine btw -w-)