I was at school one day and my friend walked up to me and he said:

You need to stop acting like a child, kid...

And I responded with:

Well maybe I am a child!

Kid... You're not a child.

What's your proof then?!

Uh... All your woman parts are fully grown...?

*chokes on air and dies of laughter*

So that happened one day at school... Yeah... I'm so tired I'm remembering random ass moments from my sad sad life