Globby:What a wonderful day.I sure hope I don't get hit by a car.

Random car:*slaps Globby*AnD tHaT's FoR sLeEpInG wItH mY wIfE-

^*~:3~*^

*after watching a 100 degree knife challenge*

Alexis:Imagine stabbing somebody with that...

Carter:It would instantly cauterize the wound,so the person wouldn't bleed,so it wouldn't be very useful.

Lydia:If you want information it isn't.

Megan:In order,we see a Gryffindor,a Ravenclaw,and a Slytherin.

Kasey:Why would you stab somebody when you can have toast!?

Megan:There's the Hufflepuff.

^*~:3~*^

Felony Carl:I like my women like I like my coffee.

Felony Carl:*takes anouther sip of tea*

^*~:3~*^

Sarah:We kept Aralt.

Lydia:...

Lydia:*bursts out in confused laughter*

^*~:3~*^

*having a roast off for some reason*

Obake:*to Momakase*For someone who's 60% water,you don't look very refreshing.

Noodle Burger Boi:BuRn-

Momakase:Water can't burn.

Globby:*from the ceiling*EVAPORATE!