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Lance:The only way to get away with robbing a bank is by robbing it naked as a minor.

Rapunzel:Wha-have yo-wha!?

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Aralt:I cannot express how much I hate f*cking bees.

Lydia:Then stop f*cking bees.

Aralt:You know what I meant!

Sarah:Not after the bee movie we don't.

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Aphmau:Well,it SWORD of seems like you don't like me!

Ein:I literally just stabbed you.Stop.

Aphmau:I feel like I'm in a STABle condition!

Ein:I will stick this sword through your head,Aphmau.

Aphmau:Wow,you sure are HEADing down a graphic path,aren't you?

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Barry:S-sure is...d-dark...in...here...

Barbara:

Barry:N-not that I'm a-afraid...of...the...dark...

Barbara:

Barry:W-who's afraid..o-of...the...d-dark...these days,r-right?

Barbara:

Barry:

Barbara:Do you want me to hold your hand?

Barry:*shaking*Yes please...

(This was came up with by SatanicSashaxx)

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Travis:I'm a piece of trash.

Tyler:As somebody who cares for the environment,I'm required to pick you up.

Travis:Okay.

Tyler:Is 7 good?

Travis:Ooh,that was a good one,I'll write that down!

Tyler:*facepalms*

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