Scourge:When I was young,I was treated like a criminal.

Squirrelkit:Why?

Scourge:Because I killed someone.

^*~:3~*^

Travis:Okay,say we're married.

Katelyn:We're NOT married.

Travis:Relax,it's just pretend-

Katelyn:I don't want to pretend.

Travis:What,scared you'll like it~

Katelyn:Okay,if we're married,then I want a divorce.

Kim:Are they always like this?

Zane:Yes.They f*cking are.

^*~:3~*^

Barry:Hey,Hal?What time is it?

Hal:Lemme check.*grabs saxophone and blows as hard as he can*

Selina:*from next door*WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING!?

Hal:It's 2:00.

^*~:3~*^

Vylad:C'mon,mom didn't raise a bish!

Zane:Correction,mom did raise a b*tch,which is why I'm staying here.

^*~:3~*^

Alexis:Jared died of natural causes.

Carter:Alexis,you pushed him off a cliff!!!

Alexis:Gravity is natural.