Zane:I wonder if clouds ever look down on us like,*points at Garroth*"OH!THAT ONE'S SHAPED LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!!!

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Celestia:Say you have ten books and somepony asks for two,how many books do you have?

Twilight:Ten.Pony's know better than to ask for my books.

Celestia:Okay,say they forcibly take two of your ten books?

Twighlight:Ten and one dead pony.

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Laurence:*knocks on Garroths door*Garroth,come out.

Garroth:I'm gay!

Laurence:Not what I meant but I still support you!

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Ashfur:Your just like the ocean.

Sandstorm:Explain?

Ashfur:So f*cking salty.

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Anya:What's the phobia of dying?

Xander:Common sence?