(When Varian was evil)

Castle guard:Your not supposed to be here.

Varian:But I am here.

Castle guard:But your not supposed to be here.

Varian:I think I just proved you wrong.

^*~:3~*^

Zane and Gene:*fighting in the background*

Aphmau:Can I get a waffle?CaN i PlEaSe GeT a WaFfLe!?

^*~:3~*^

Spike:If you were a transformer you'de be optimus-fine.

Buffy:So I'de be a hot-obot?

^*~:3~*^

Scourge:I am cold,I am ruthless,the world is awful and there's no use living in it.

Cinderpelt:*walks into the room*

Scourge:Life is beautiful.All the crimminals in the world are locked up and life is perfect.

^*~:3~*^

Lance:Dude,how drunk was I last night?

Eugene:At one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose.

Lance:Then what happened?

Eugene:You were rolling around on the ground for one hour screaming;"IT'S GETTING AWAY!!!!!"

Lance:I hate you more than words can say.