I pulled on a jacket as I waked across the street to Alec's house. I wanted to teach him, no one messes with me like that. That dare to call me ugly to my face...

You're asking for revenge, baby.

I rang the bell as I reached their front door. Miracle of miracles, Alec opened the door. He was clearly shocked to see me at his doorstep. He winced ever so slightly before he scowled.

"Hey!", I say cheerily. His eyes visibly widened. Then he went back to his poker face.

"I thought I had made myself extremely clear", he scowled. I folded my arms, fiercely annoyed by this shit.

"Mhmm. You did make yourself clear, but you didn't give me a chance to let you know what I thought", I spat.

"Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I", he started.

Oh, so we're dissing each other now?
Oh boy, it is so on!

"I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why would I want to improve your looks?", I brought out my jazz hands, cuz this was getting downright sassy.

"I've seen tables with better legs than yours"

"At least I can lose weight, you can't lose your personality, however hard you try"

"There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a jerk in both of them", he brought out his attitude.

Boy, attitude is my middle name.

No Eva, Mary is your middle name.
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My mind, sometimes

"I'd stick my foot up your ass, but your head would be in the way", cuz I'm all about that attitude.

"Are you Nemo? Cuz you should get lost"

"I heard the gorilla was missing from the zoo. I guess I found it, its standing right here in front of me"

"I see you really like the snapchat dog filter. You finally get to see yourself as the bitch you are"

"Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot"

"Row, row, row your boat gently away from me"

"If you were twice as smart, you would still be stupid"

"Your ass must be jealous by all that shit coming out of your mouth", he smirked.

"I would slap you, but shit splatters", I gave him my best playing face.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made us beautiful, what the hell happened to you?", he sang and smirked again. This time I acted like someone was calling me on my phone.

"Mhm. Yeah. Sure. Of course", I put my phone down. Alec looked at me with a perplexed look on his face.

"Shrek just called. He wants his face back", I smirked. A squeal of laughter made both Alec and I whip our heads to the direction of the hall.

Izzy, out of nowhere, fell on the ground laughing like she was having fits. Marcia, Mom and Richard, Alec's Dad, came out of nowhere, just like Izzy, silently laughing. I could feel the heat rising to my cheeks. They had clearly heard our conversation. I looked at Alec, he looked at me.

We too started laughing, because, back me up on this, the situation was embarrassing. Once everyone was done laughing, Marcia spoke, wiping away her tears.

"Why did you guys even start this fight?", she laughed. I looked at Alec, completely blank.

Wow, real smooth Eva.
You forgot why you were fighting with your cru-

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He is not my crush.

Irrelevant!

Why was I fighting with him?
...
Oh yeah...

"Um, he called me ugly. Damn, that sounded so immature", I cringed. Marcia laughed, then she frowned at Alec.

"Now, that is no way to speak to a woman, Alec", she reprimanded, "And there is no way in hell you are going to call Eva's face ugly. Can you not see?", she smiled at Mom. I swear to the Lord, Alec blushed.

"Whose genes does she have, after all", Mom did one of those cringy hair flips.

He blushed.
Uh huh.
He blushed.
Uh huh.
He blushed.
Uh huh.

Now put your hands up!
Do that happy dance, like,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-

Ok stop. This is getting weird.

Yeah, I should stop.

"Yeah, why did you call her ugly Alec?", Richard joined the conversation. Alec looked down to the floor.

"Um", he scratched the back of his neck as he told them the whole story. By the end of the story, mine and Alec's faces were beet red, while the others, including Izzy were laughing.

"So, are you going to come?", Izzy asked, when she was finally done laughing. I looked at Mom. She shrugged.
"I don't see why not", she said. Izzy squealed.

"So you'll come?", she asked again, her eyes shining.

"Of course", I smiled at her.

"Yay!", she screamed. All the parents smiled at each other, and I swear I saw Alec smile too.

"We'll leave you to sort out your differences for now", Marcia said, and everyone, including Izzy rushed into the kitchen.

"What?", Alec shouted after them, but they were long gone. Then he just looked at me.

"Um, I guess this is the part where I say sorry huh?", he muttered. I just shrugged.

"Yeah, I'm sorry, I guess", he said. I just nodded, not knowing what to say. He just gave me a look.

"Hello? What happened to the sassy Eva, a few minutes ago? Like I get it, my mind is sharp, but is it sharp enough to cut off your tongue?", he tried.

"You wish", I muttered. He laughed.

"Those some pretty good comebacks", he said.

"Wish I could say the same to you", I smirked. He punched me in the shoulder.

"Ow! What was that for?", I cried.

"My comebacks were good, ok?", he said, laughing.

"Yeah right. And pigs fly", I rolled my eyes. Alec narrowed his eyes.

"Asking for trouble, Ms. Matthews?", he asked. I leant away from him.

"Um, no?", I tried.

"So you'll accept that my comebacks were good", he commanded.

"Uh, yeah. Sure", I muttered.

"What?", he acted as if he couldn't hear me.

"Ok. Ok! Your comebacks were good, fine?", I accepted. He laughed.

"You are so easy to intimidate. Zach was the sa-", he started, as I suddenly remembered that someone was waiting for me in my room.

Well, that sounded wrong.

"Holy...", I inwardly cursed myself for forgetting Zach, "Zach is still at home, so I have to go...", I told him. He nodded.

"Please come another time and we'll diss each other again", he smiled. He made dissing sound like an everyday activity.

Isn't it?

I laughed.

"Sure. See you around", I told him.

"You too", he nodded. With that I quickly left his house. I ran across the street and into my house. I bounded up the stairs into my room and found Zach just sitting there.

"Well look who finally decided to show up. I thought you'd forgotten about me", he accused.

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