After an hour of watching various shows on Cartoon Network, the heavy storm outside caused the power to black out 'Well shit.' I thought to myself as I got up, only to be pulled back down by Foxy "What's wrong Capt'n? scared of thunder?" I joked with a sly smirk on my face. Though that smirk dissappeared when he nodded yes. FOR FUCKS SAKE. "I'll be right back." I sighed while going up stairs to my room. I came back soon after with a cover. I laid across their laps and placed thr cover on us "Thanks." I heard Bonnie muffle into the cover. I couldn't help but giggle about how clueless they were about humans "What'cha laughing about?" Freddy questioned me, clearly confused at my sudden action "No offense of course, but how are you guys so clueless about humans? I mean cmon." I asked them with my eyebrows arched.
They all sweat dropped. "The thing is... we don't remember anything beyond suits, songs, and you..." Chica replied while shrinking into the cover to shield her embarrassment. Fan-fucking-tastic. Now I'm baby sitting 5 people that have no experience in life what-so-ever. A loud crash of thunder was heard then I felt something warm and wet under my back. DID HE PISS HIMSELF? I flailed my arms, trying to get up quickly but face planted in the carpet. I pushed myself up and stood like it never happened "ok.. Foxy you pissed yourself." I said pointing at the small stain on his pants. He simply tilted his head in confusion "I don't like this. It doesn't bring comfort." He said with his head still tilted toward his pants. Which was also being stared at from everyone. "*facepalm* Ok. So you guys laugh, talk, sing, and dance but you've never used a bathroom?" I sighed with my hand still on my face from the previous facepalm. "Bath....room?" Freddy stuttered while saying the word, as if saying it for the first time. "*double facepalm* Follow me guys." I sighed while walking towards one of my bathrooms. (I have one downstairs and one upstairs). I pointed to the toilet "This is where you let go of things in your butt." they all nodded "Make sure remove anything blocking it." they nodded again "ok boys." I pointed to Freddy,Bonnie, and Foxy "You stand up and release liquid. But sit down for solids." they started to pout at the extra effort "Do you guys know the privacy rules?" they shook their heads no. "Well if someone else is in then don't come in." Sapphire put a thumbs up." Don't forget to wash your hands in this." I pointed at the sink and turned on the water. I washed my hands as a demonstration. "Now that this awkward school lesson is over lets go to sleep." "Okay." Chica said rubbing her eyes. I put the dirty cover in the hamper then went to grab a new cover, a sheet, and a bunch of pillows. I placed the sheet on the floor and told them to lay on it. After all of them were laying down, I laid between Foxy and Sapphire before putting the cover over us all. Hopefully I don't need to have more lessons.