Sairisu was walking back from the convenience store after buying chocolates...
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The tv was on at home... On the news segment...

Saitama: monster... Boring.

Genos: this is bad sensei. Sairisu is outside.

Saitama scratches his butt " she'll be fine. "

Genos: but sensei!!

Saitama: she's crazy. She might just scare the monster off.

Genos: sensei!! I'm going off!!

Saitama: eh? Ok. Daijobu dayo.

Genos: it's not ok sensei.

Saitama: Buy sukonbu. ( dried Seaweed)
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The monster roared at her.

Sairisu: ah. Monster.

Genos came flying in " Sairisu!! Get down. "

Sairisu: oh genos.

Genos: get back. It's dangerous!!

Sairisu: dangerous? That thing is boring.

That's when sonic appeared " Sairisu. Oh... Monster. "

Sairisu: what's the matter?

Sonic: I bought your favorite chocolate. The limited edition ones that you want.

Sairisu: ahh!!! Chocolate!! Rum edition!!! Ok. I owe you one battle now.

Sonic: hehe. This will be fun.

The monster roared again. Its hand reaches out for sairisu...

Genos: sairisu!!!

Sonic: sairisu!!

She jumped up and escaped the clutch. She landed on the monster's arm and took a short blade from her shirt inside. " bye bye... " she unsheathes once... And with one slice... The monster dies split into half.

Genos:.... Sairisu...

Sairisu: ugh... Blood.

Genos: I didn't know you were this strong. Daijobu?

Sairisu: um.

Sonic flash stepped towards genos... *clank * " what are you doing?!! " genos had used his arm to block.

Genos: what?

Sonic: you like sairisu don't you?!!!

Genos: what... I...

Sonic: sairisu... Sairisu... Is mine!! I liked her first!!

Genos: that doesn't mean she likes you back!!!

Sonic:... Sairisu!!

Genos: sairisu...

They both looked at her.

" stop it!!! " she shouted. And they ceased fighting. " I'm Going.. Somewhere... Alone"