Jellal's POV

^Hey Bu <3. Last nite was gr8. How bout round 2?^

^Let's go at it again handsome. You know you liked it.^

^Heyyy JJ. Want to come to my place??? I'm alonnee!! ;)^

I looked at the new messages I got as of five minutes ago. Really? How did they even get my number? Oh well.

*Delete All*

I set my phone down and chugged on my jug of Edolas beer. Apparently it comes from some place far away which I think makes it even better. Just like chicks. The further away they come from, the tastier and I'm not just saying that because they can't haunt me after one night.

It was around eight at night and the bar hadn't gotten as busy as it usually does. Does that mean that I don't get my daily dose of- never mind. A hot blonde entered through the front door which just blew me away. Her luscious breast bounced with every step she took and the pink mini skirt lit a fire in me. I quickly was gliding to her before any other dip shit got to her. I was a few feet away when a pinkette enters and holds her hand. She smiles at him while he did the same. They walked to the bar and sat down. Damn it. There goes my ass... I mean chance.

I turned on my heel and walked back to my seat. Disappointment written all across my face. The music starting getting a little louder which attracted the hoes to the dance floor. A few girls began to grind on some of the guys which attracted me. There was short blunette rubbing her small breasts on a tall scary looking dude.

"Hey beautiful. Come give me a rub. You'll like my genie better." I winked and puller her away from the other dude. She looked at me with disgust and slapped me. She went back to the same dude and whispered something to him. He turned to look at me and that is when I decided to  go and look for someone else.

The night went on and girls didn't act like they usually did and the regulars weren't even coming. Why aren't they into me? I went up to the bar where Mira, a bartender here, was serving a couple the 'Lovebird Rainbow shots'. The two were amazed as the multiple shot glasses were filled with different colors. She happily gave them their tray which they took to a small table at the other side of the bar to be alone.

"Hey Mira, can I get the check?" I slumped on one of the stools. She looked at me smirking.

"What?" I sat up and frowned at her. Does she want to get in with me? Don't get me wrong. She is gorgeous and wouldn't have minded being with her for a night that many girls crave, but she always rejected me and gave me some very inhumane threats if I didn't leave her in peace. Let's just say that I didn't want my banana shaved with an electric rod and then branded with her sweet little face.

"Well, you just seem so down," she giggled.

"Of course. Everyone here is so bummed today and by everyone I mean the hoes."

"Well of course honey. Today is a couple's night and you can't enter without a partner. You just got in because you have no life and got here when we opened. You know, before the security guards got here." I mentally faced palmed and looked at her with a twitching eye. She seemed to be enjoying herself very much since she kept on laughing and stopping to take in some air.

"Check please." I demanded with a big frown on my face. She gave it to me and went to attend another couple, but not without one last look at me and an evil laugh.

I left the cash on the check and put it next to the cash register for Mira... like always.

When I exited the place, a cold wind blew by me and gave me the chills. I rushed to my car and drove off to my apartment alone. Just the thought of being alone in my bed pissed me off. Like seriously. Who even thought of the stupid idea for there to be a 'Couple's Night'. Why would anyone even stick to only one girl? Well maybe I'll get me one later on to wash my clothes and cook, but for now I want to try all the flavors. You know, to see who meets the requirements I find most necessary.

My house was as cold as always when I get here. There would usually be another body here warming me up as well, but guess what? Someone thought of having a damn couple's night.

I prepared myself a delicious and nutritive instant noodle ramen.

Yum...

I went get some z's in since I had to work tomorrow. It took me a while to finally get on the dream boat and sail to sleep land. A while because of damn couple's night...