Jungkook: Here for your daily dosage of... kookie?

Taehyung: Nope

Jungkook: I'm wrong?

Taehyung: Yup

Jungkook: Here for your daily dosage of coffee then?

Taehyung: Nope

Jungkook: Can you say something else beside yup or nope?

Taehyung: Yes

Jungkook: Oh look! You're holding up the line

Taehyung: Nah

Jungkook: Yeah

Taehyung: No

Jungkook: Sheesh

Taehyung: Meep

Jungkook: Meow

Taehyung: Woof

Jungkook: Grrr

Just then, when the two were distracted making animal noises, another barista stepped in looking confused.

Barista: Errr what are you two doing?

Jungkook: Communicating with an alien

Barista: Huh?

Jungkook: He's from another planet. He can only speak one word at a time

Barista: Errkay...

Jungkook: Have a try!

The barista awkwardly faced Taehyung who robotically returned his gaze.

Barista: Hello?

Taehyung: Its me

Barista: That's two words

Jungkook: Let me try. Hello?

Taehyung: Hello

The barista couldn't help but laugh.

Barista: Hello?

Taehyung: How are you?

Barista: Now that's three

Jungkook: Can I strangle you now?

Taehyung: Skiddush

Barista: Hahahaha he's messing around with you. Calm down

Jungkook: Have been for the past 10 minutes

Barista: Well, Taehyung dude, better talk or kookie crumble here will explode crumbling down the entire cafe

Taehyung: HAHAHAHA WHAT? SAY AGAIN? KOOKIE CRUMBLE?

Barista: Yup that's what we all call him here

The barista leave the two of them be.

Taehyung: Hello

Jungkook: Gah not this again

Taehyung: KOOKIE CRUMBLEEEE

Jungkook: I'll explode

Taehyung: Explode on my lips then

Jungkook: Move closer then

Instead, he moved away.

Taehyung: Catch me if you can

Jungkook: Dude cover me! I'm going to chase after my lunch

His fellow barista took over him at the counter while Jungkook rushed over to catch the elder.

Jungkook: GOTCHA!

You guessed it. He caught him at their usual corner. The younger back hug him refusing to let go, not until he say the secret password.

Taehyung: Let go, kookie crumble

Jungkook: Password please

Taehyung: kookie crumble

Jungkook: Weak

Taehyung: Green tea latte

Jungkook: Wrong

Taehyung: Clue please?

Jungkook: Two words, six letters

Taehyung: Kill me

Jungkook: That's a crime

Taehyung: Kick me

Jungkook: You'll get hurt

Taehyung: Kiss me

Jungkook: Sure

Jungkook released the hug, turned him around and landed a soft plush kiss on his plump lips.

Jungkook: Damn, now I'm full

He bit his lips releasing a breath of fresh mint to recollect himself and grinned innocently at dumbfounded Taehyung.

Taehyung: Did you just kiss me?

Jungkook: Then what else do you call a lip to lip interaction?

Taehyung: I-I mean you're usually so stubborn

Jungkook: Not today *smirks*

Taehyung: I usually ask you to

Jungkook: You did, didn't you?

Taehyung: I did?

Jungkook: The moment you say out the correct password

Looks like Mr Hard to Get learnt trickery from the best, don't you think? Mr Persistent, you need to buck up because Mr Hard to Get is catching up.

In all honesty though, can you two stop playing cat and mice and hook up already?