I'll be adding a bonus in the review as well.

Hint: HELL and HEAVEN

Shining Gundam: Hey look, one of the only Gundams that doesn't look horribly glorified! I mean, the only complaint I have is the fact that it looks a bit chubby. Maybe because it's due to the visor that goes into super mode. Darn you Kunio Okawara! You were the one that created the original Gundam (and later Wing and X mechanics)!

Oh yeah Okawara designed GaoGaiGar. I'm not kidding. RX-78-2 Gundam to GaoGaiGar. Wow.

God Gundam: This one I like better than Shining. For starters, it looks more sleek than the Shining Gundam. Shining just looks like some building blocks a toddler would use.

Gundam Maxter: What I refuse to believe is the quality of every other gundam looking like this. Seriously, why does it look like this? I get it for the Gundams from other countries, but Maxter? It's one of the main Gundams in the show!

Anyways, Gundam Maxter is supposed to look like a football player. The shoulder armor can detach and form boxing gloves as an attack boost. Really, nobody cares about this one because it looks stupid in general. Also what the heck is a Maxter?

At least Max Revolver looks better than Maxter. Don't get confused with Gundam Freedom and Freedom Gundam people.

Dragon Gundam: Literally a beta version of Altron EW. no seriously. Dragon Gundam kinda reminds me of some megazord, like Ryuseioh (Red Dragon Thunderzord) and Dairenoh (Thunder Megazord). I like it.

Gundam Rose: Hey look! It's Napoleon Gundam! Or any famous French person that was in any French related revolution. Besides God Gundam, Gundam Rose has to be my favorite Gundam in the main character Gundams in G Gundam. Just because it's literally Napoleon.

Bolt Gundam: Looks cool and all, but why isn't it fully faithful to a stereotypical Russian that was in the 90's? The hat should be black. Also Bolt? What kind of Gundam name is that? Should be called Moscow Gundam or something. Or the Gundam Rasputin. That's way better than just "Bolt".

Now we get to the goodies.

Nobel Gundam: The name is based off Alfred Nobel, who was a Swedish person. Good name reference. But tell me, why exactly did they choose a Japanese schoolgirl as a Gundam design? Takeuchi and Nobel are two different names from different countries.

The Super Nobel Gundam makes it even worse. And yes, it's an it because it's a thing, not a person.

Also I don't like the way Nobel is looking at me.

Gundam Spiegel: Love the design. I get it it's supposed to be a ninja, but honestly fails to figure out what a ninja actually looks like. Spiegel looks more like a slimmer version of Bolt Gundam and a buffer version of John Bull.

Master Gundam: Looks awesome, Feels awesome, and Master Asia is awesome. But really, does it need to ride a Mecha horse? That's stupid.

Rising Gundam: Probably one of the most stupid main Gundams alongside Maxter. Not because of design, but for the use of it. Seriously? Why a physical weapon? I thought beam weapons were great!

The Rising Gundam is a glorified version of the Shining Gundam, but just weaker tbh.

Devil Gundam: This has been influenced by the Dark Gundam-

You know this was originally a Gundam for good, right?

Walter Gundam: That's a Gundam? Sheesh! And I thought I wouldn't see bizzare Gundam designs! This one looks like if Ball wanted to come out of its shell and some company decided to add a random Gundam head from a junk pile and call it a Gundam. But why Walter?

Gundam Heaven's Sword: Albeit a cool name, it's a weird choice. North America got it as the Soaring Raven Gundam, which sounds better than Heaven's Sword. DG gundams look cool.

Grand Gundam: What? This looks like if you took the long things on Heaven's Sword and slapped it on a brown turd! Any Gundam will immediately destroy this turd in one hit.

I think that's all the main character gundams I've showed off. I know there's the Mummy Gundam and Canadian Gundam, but I'll save that for later.

In the meantime....

Gundam God Master: Did you think the connection between Gundam and GaoGaiGar was over? (Astaroth-Origin If you know this Gundam, then dang I got nothing else to say)

Literally the description says it has two power regulars in the shape of infinity, and uses the left hand of God (Heaven) and the Right hand of the Devil (Hell).

You think this is over?

If the God Master grasps its hands together, you know that's fucking Hell and Heaven.

Welp stick around for part 2 as I review the other (horribly looking) Gundams.

Windmill best Gundam