Credits to Jaymoonjaybriar for giving me this idea, I'm currently WHEEZING while working on this XDDDDDDD

Leo and Calypso walked through the park, enjoying each other's company. Normally, they have to deal with a constant onslaught of monsters, combat training (and Leo needs that WHY?) and chores. Normal stuff, right? I mean, everyone deals with chores, right? Anyway, Chiron let them both have a break for the day from chores and have them permission to leave camp.

They headed up to New York City to see the city. Calypso missed a lot in the past few millennia, and Leo spent so much time running from foster homes that he never once just explored a city without purpose.

    Although he'd seen so many cities, it kinda took his breath away to just marvel at the architecture and engineering of the buildings. His ADHD was kinda being annoying though, because he couldn't analyze one building for more than thirty seconds.

    Calypso on the other hand was feeling queasy. (REFERENCE PEOPLE!!!!) All the buildings were so tall, and everything was so loud and smelly. This was nothing like Ogygia (please tell me the correct spelling) There, it was quiet and peaceful, the air was clean, and no one was ever rude.

    Well, Leo had convinced her to let him buy sandwiches at a stand in the park. They sat down on a bench and began to dig in, when some idiot made a big mistake. These guys walked past and took one look at Calypso, and decided to have some fun.

    "Well hey there beautiful, what are you doing with this loser?" "Leave us alone." Calypso said. "Yeah, why don't you spend some time with us?" Idiot Number Two here. The third idiot made the ultimate dumbass move by putting his hand on the already disgusted Calypso's knee.

    "That's it!" Calypso yelled, before Leo, whose hair was smoking, could burn their faces off. She stood up and slapped Idiot Three across the face. After he stumbled backwards, he called to the other two "Come on guys, she's no fun."

    Leo yelled curses at them while they walked away, and Calypso did the same. Only they were two very different kinds of curses. Leo laughed hysterically when he realized what Calypso was doing, and she laughed hysterically when they looked back with indignation on their faces at Leo's words.

    What they did not realize, was that their hair was now shifting shades of pink and blue. Leo had just introduced Calypso to Disney movies, and he was very proud to say that Calypso was his girlfriend.

    They were both on the ground laughing hysterically at the now magic pink-and-blue hair.