The curtains opened to reveal the middle-age-looking god that we all know and love *cough* fear and get annoyed by *cough*.

"Hello folks, it's your host... ME!!!" the crowd laughed.

"Let's see who we have today!" He looked down to the card that he keeps the names on and smiled. "Many fangirls will be happy, it's the man tied between a stapler, brick, and Miss Pepper McDeen, John Green."

John Green, more commonly known as Jason Grace, came out staring at Mr. D. "My name's Jason Grace..."

"Whatever. Get on with the show."

"Oh umm..... I guess I'll bake the cake that I made for Pipes' birthday."

"The items needed are 3/4 cup (170 g) of unsalted butter, softened,3/4 cup (64 g) of unsweetened cocoa powder, 3/4 cup (90 g) of flour, 1/4 teaspoon (1.4 g) of salt, 1/2 teaspoon (1.2 g) of baking powder, 1 cup (225 g) of granulated sugar, 3 room temperature eggs, 1 teaspoon (4.9 mL) of vanilla extract, and 1⁄2 cup (120 mL) of buttermilk or sour cream."

He walked towards the kitchen and got the items he needed.

"First," he said standing at the oven "you need to preheat the oven to 177 degrees Celcius." He did just that.

"Then we need to grease and flour the cake pan. Piper taught me what it was called!"

He then walked to the countertop and got a mixing bowl. "Mix the wet ingredients in a large bowl. Place the butter, eggs, vanilla extract, sugar, and buttermilk in a bowl. Use a hand or stand mixer to blend the ingredients well."

"Then, getting another bowl, sift the flour, salt, cocoa powder, and baking powder in a small bowl. Stir them together until they are well incorporated."

"Next, we have to add the dry mixture to the wet mixture slowly. We need to beat the mixture on low until the batter comes together and no white bits of flour remain."

He then picked up the mixture and poured it into the pan he oiled earlier and walked to the oven putting it in.

"Now we wait."

*Thirty minutes later*

"Okay. It's done. Now, we have to let it cool for another 15 minutes.

*Fifteen minutes later*

Jason got a plate and dumped the cake on there. "If you would like, you can frost it, but it tastes just as good without doing so."

Mr.D came out with a golden fork and took a bite. "This is delicious!" he exclaimed.

Then the curtains closed as the crowd cheered.

By ImadaughterofHades