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Jason: On a scale from "Damn Daniel" to "Fre cha Vaca do" How are you feeling?

Percy: In between "Its an avocado, Thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America" but as a solid I would say "I don't need an degree to be a clothing hanger" How about you, Magnus? 

Magnus: Probably "Road Work Ahead"

Carter: I speak some languages, and this is none of them