(A/N- Ok, if you think this will be a short story with a fixed story-line that actually makes sense or something, I apollogise, pun intended, for disappointing you. None of this is going to make any sense at all as I wrote this fan-fiction at 1 am. Enjoy- if you can)

Percy POV

It was just a regular day. I was hanging out with Annabeth, Nico, Jason, Piper, Grover, Hazel and Frank. There was a monopoly game going on but that ended in a, let's say, 'family squabble' between Hazel and Nico. In all honesty, we were about to awkwardly leave them to sort the whole dam thing out.

Then, suddenly, a gigantic ball came out of nowhere. No, I'm not kidding.

You know that feeling where you think you've seen so many weird things that no one can surprise you anymore, and then you get surprised by some weird schist? Me. Right then.

Piper's hair went green and then Grover was suddenly holding a huge candy cane and the white skull on Nico's shirt went rainbow (man, he didn't look pleased) and I was wearing a blue fedora and I had no freaking clue what was going on (oh, and I STILL don't know what exactly happened then). Grover looked around and said, "I don't get it. I feel this sort of presence, but it's not a monster...it's like this presence has always been there but it's revealing itself now..."

Here's the thing though, I barely knew what was going on (as if that's new), but what I did know was that Annabeth was really freaked out by this random sorcery. "Whoever you are...EXPLAIN YOURSELF and...STOP this magic and...please tell us what the...Hades is going on!" Her voice went up several pitches every time she took a breath, and seeing her so panicked had plucked at my nerves.

I was about to start angrily punching the air to see if I could catch the stupid sorcerer-thingy, but then it spoke.

I am the author, Annabeth. I was just messing with you, my apollogies .(pun intended- again) I just wanted some fun! A voice came from everywhere around the room.

"Did you say AUTHOR? What do you mean 'author'?", yelped Grover.

Oh, I'm just writing this story, right here, right now. It's just another fan-fiction on your lives, guys. This made no sense...I honestly figured that voice had broken my brain.

I have unlimited power. Well that sounded real creepy. Also pretty familiar. Villains desperately need new dialogues.

Yes, Perseus Jackson, I know how creepy and predictable that sounds, but it's true. I can do anything. How does the voice know my thoughts and my name?! I know all. I'm writing your thoughts and controlling them right now. Yep, and there went my brain.

Watch this. Hazel, tap dance. Hazel started tap dancing. Piper, punch the green pillow. Piper punched the green pillow. Percy, turn into a guinea pig. I turned into a guinea pig. Again. My first thoughts were, 'Wait, HOW AS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? ', 'I'm hungry', and 'nOt aGAiN.'

I made my displeasure quite clear with a very annoyed, 'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet'. The voice said- Fine, I'll turn you guys back to normal, besides, I have places to be, so I'll just finish this story quick.

I was back to normal, as were everyone else, and the voice was gone. We'd all had enough weirdness for one day, so we just went off and did our own stuff, I guess. I hung out with Annabeth for a while.

Sometime later I heard the voice one last time- Okay, I'm tired, and that was more effort to write than I thought it'd be, so bye people!

~the end~

A/N- Okay, I realise how bad this story actually is, so please excuse that, but it's what I got, so I'll just post it then. Anyways, bye people!