A/N: This is a parody of 'Michael in the bathroom'! Who gets the reference? Sort-of inspired by a Youtube comment on 'The tree on the Hill' video (please send me a link of a good slime tutorial for the TLT musical- if you have/know one- 'cause I really want to watch it).

Edit- Please forgive me for shoving my old obsession down your throats with this post, just skip it if you aren't intrigued whatsoever (although I would still like that slime tutorial).

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I am pondering my story, on a hill thinking of Thalia's fall;

Percy doesn't judge me now, but I can vow,  he will when he learns of it all.

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I'm a satyr, protector, who should've saved their skins before my own;

But I can't do some good, as I totally should, so I'm here at Half-Blood hill alone.

Everything went wrong...it was just so unfair;

 And now I sing this song, since I should have been there...

Now I'm just- Grover on a hilltop,

Grover on the hilltop, at Camp-Half Blood...

Repenting on my sin, I'm just-

Grover on the hilltop,

Grover on that hilltop, at Camp-Half Blood...thinking

Of who I should've been.

I'd understand if he'd want me to leave, if

He'll think that I should do something but grieve;

Oh I'm just Grover who they don't know,

Grover who let her go,

Grover on a hilltop by himself...

All by himself...

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Can't move on 'cause I'm still haunted, tormented by all my history;

Friendships get erased, and I'll be replaced, with a newer, braver version of me.

And I see Annabeth, call Percy an utter Seaweed Brain;

Gods, they are real cute together! (in tune of 'i wanna dance with somebody')

And then my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think,

They're future is without me, I won't watch them train. (remember satyrs mature at half the rate of a demigod/human, he's saying if he stays with them for too long eventually they'll die and leave him behind- so it's probably best to not get too close to them to have his heart broken in the end...it's just a theory, go with it)

I'll still be- Grover on a hilltop,

Grover on the hilltop at Camp Half-Blood...

Who'll outlive half his peers, I'm just- 

Grover on the hilltop,

Grover on a hilltop, at Camp-Half Blood...

Holding back all my tears.

No one knows I'm here, thinking I let her die,

If I cry I'll blame it on something in my eye;

Oh I'm just Grover who they don't know,

Grover who let her go,

Grover on a hilltop by himself...

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Thump, thump, thump, thump,

There's someone coming up here;

Thump, thump, thump, thump,

Aw hell yeah, I'm not staying here;

Thump, thump, thump, thump, (ensemble)

Capture the flag must have begun;

Thump, thump, thump, thump, (ensemble)

Hope the Athena cabin's won;

Slash, slash, slash, slash, (ensemble)

There's so much going on right now;

Thrash, thrash, thrash, thrash, (ensemble)

And I must deal with it somehow;

Splash, splash, splash, splash, (ensemble)

I hear the creek splash the whole place; but I don't care in any case, 

Emotions build inside of me, ending my hearing capacity.

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And I can't help but yearn, for a different time;

But then I look down at me, then at Thalia's tree,

And there's no denying I'm just-

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At Camp Half-Blood...who can do nothing right, I'm-

*hums tune*

Grover on a hilltop at Camp Half-Blood...who should've stayed to fight.

I couldn't even get to camp: I went the wrong way, I

Couldn't save them from that Cyclops on that heinous day!

Oh I'm just- Grover who he'll hate now,

Who should have saved her somehow,

Always going to fail,

Not once will I prevail,

Grover who let her go,

Grover who he'll now know,

Grover on a hilltop by himself...

All by himself...

ALL BY HIMSELF...

And all I can do now is take the blame,

That felt awesome, I'm so glad I came.

Another A/N: You will probably find it more enjoyable if you imagine George Salazar singing it.☺ I leave with the actual song 'Michael in the bathroom' for those who don't actually know what song this is a parody of. Bye!

Edit: Okay, I wrote this song back when I was hardcore obsessed (not an exaggeration, believe me) with Be More Chill (the musical), so this post will not be appreciated by most people. *shrugs* Sorry.