This chapter is all the Tyrants Tomb Chapter titles 'cos they crack me up :DDD

There is no food here

Meg ate all the Swedish Fish

Please get off my hearse

Dude, this isn't cool

Dude just tried to eat my dude

That's my dead dude, dude

I cannot chew gum

And run with a coffin at

The same time. Sue me

Ukulele song?

No need to remove my guts

A simple 'no' works

Hi, everybody,

Here's a little tune I call

'All the Ways I Suck'

Sailing north to war

With my Shirley Temple and

Three cherries. Fear me.

Nice stroll into town

Happy birthday to Lester

Here's some gift-wrapped pain

Tattoos! Get yours now!

Free, wherever books are sold

Also, a large cat

Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here because

Hera stinks. Amen.

Sing it with me: Who's

Afraid of the Big Good Wolf?

Me. That would be me.

Dirt and bubblegum

Lavinia brought enough

For the whole senate

I now have a plan

To make a plan concerning

The plan for my plan

Romance disaster

I'm poison for guys and gals

You wanna hang out?

Relucatant arrow

Grant me this boon: permission

To skedaddleth

Nightmare carousel

Totally let your kids ride

I'm sure they'll be fine

Meet the new Tarquin

Same as the old Tarquin, but

With a lot less flesh

Meg, don't you dare - MEG!

Or you could just get us killed

Yeah, sure, that works, too

Cooking with Pranjal

Chickweed and unicorn horn

Slow-basted zombie

O book, what's my fate?

What is the secret of life?

See appendix F

Hamster ball of death

Spare me your fiery doom

I'm not feeling it

See this right here, kids?

This is how you don't do it.

Questions? Class dismissed.

I sing of dead plants

And heroic shrubberies

Inspiring stuff

In my pickup truck

With my dogs and my weapons

And this fool, Lester

Stick my godly face

Where it doesn't belong and -

Venus, I hate you

Frozen in terror

Like a god in the headlights

Why U speeding up?

I'd like to sing a

Classic for you now. Thank you.

Please stop stabbing me.

Let's play guess the god.

Starts with H. Wants to kill me.

(Besides my stepmum.)

We all need a hand

On our shoulder sometimes so

We can chew through steel

Ever heard the phrase

'The silence is deafening'?

Yeah, that's a real thing

A voice and a shh.

I have seen stranger couples.

Wait. No, I haven't.

O blood moon rising

Take a rain check on doomsday

I'm stuck in traffic

We have a special

Today on slightly used trucks

Thanks, Target shoppers

Welcome to war

We hope you enjoy your death

Please come again soon!

O insert name here

Please hear us and fill in blank

What is this, Mad Libs?

Such a deal for you

Two-for-one single combat

Kill us both for free!

Not again. My heart.

How many syllables is

'Total hopelessness'?

I didn't do it.

Explosion? I don't know her.

Probably Gregs fault

Got two words for you:

Swiss Army unicorns, man!

Okay, that's four words.

Captain Underpants

Does not appear in this book

Copyright issues

Stop making me cry

Or buy me some new tear ducts

My old ones broke down

I you don't hate me, fine

Just don't hit me in the gut

Or, well, anywhere

Life is uncertain

Accept presents, and always

Eat your birthday cake

Our great opening!

Win a free Inferno trip!

And take a cupcake!