I'm trying I swear 😂😭 disclaimer I'm not uncle Rick blah blah blah doesn't belong to me blah blah blah I'm not old I'm like 13 idek anymore I ache like I'm 94 blah blah blah, let's get on with it then

Also this is gonna be a little different from usual, this is gonna be texts between the demigod couples (Leo made them phones) Kk letssssss goooooooo

Percabeth (based on interactions between me and my gf)

Seaweed brain 💕💕: heyyyyy ❤️
Wise girl 👑: Babe leave me alone. I love you but GO AWAY,  also use grammar your driving me nuts!!
Seaweed brain 💕💕: annie
                                          annie
                                          annie
                                          annie
Wise girl 👑: What, perce? I'm training and your pissing me off.
Seaweed brain 💕💕: cuddles tho
Wise girl 👑: Fine, if Chiron lets me go, I'm all yours, love you.
Seaweed brain 💕💕: yayayayayayayay love you tooooooo

Frazel

Hazel✨: hey hun
Frank🐻: what's up?
Hazel ✨: nothing I just love you
Frank 🐻: awww I love you moreeee
Hazel ✨: no I love you more
Frank 🐻: no I love you more
Hazel✨: no me!!!
Frank🐻:nooooo I love you forever and ever!!!!
Hello?
Haze?
Hazel✨: This is Nico, leave my sister alone, this is the 23rd time this has happened today and it's 11am. I like you and all but LEAVE. HER. ALONE.

Caleo

Calypso the smexy goddes: LEO WHAT IS MY NAME ON YOUR PHONE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Little shit (aka my bf): um it's my beautiful gf obvi, y who told u otherwise.
Calypso the smexy goddess: mmm pipes told me that it was smth else, CHANGE IT YOU SHIT
Little shit (aka my bf): if ur so hi and mighty wats mine?????
Calypso the smexy goddess: little shit
Little shit (aka my bf): oh..... fair enough

Jiper (this may be sad Oopsie 👹)

My beautiful sky boi 🌌: love you bye xxxxx
Beauty Queen 💋: love you too stay safeeeeeee xxxxxx
                          (1 week later)

Beauty Queen 💋: HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THAT, I TOLD YOU TO STAY SAFE BUT YOU WENT AND GOT YOURSELF KILLED! Good god I miss your stupid ass so much. I loved you, I told you to stay safe and you left me, how could you dare to leave me, I loved you, most people did, Leo, nico, reyna, Thalia, hell let's be honest even Percy. Lester probably blames himself and well idek about Meg. I miss you so much, but at the same time I hate you. I loved you, Jason grace. So why did you have to leave?

Well I'm gonna leave it at that note byeeeee xx