Ok this one isn't percabeth either but I thought of it and found it hilarious
Disclaimer:still not uncle Rick

Once, when hazel and nico were walking round NYC (Chiron had given them permission to go out to lunch) a random guy asked hazel on a date. She was completely bewildered and said no (obviously). The guy flipped out and started yelling how she was stupid and worthless and stuff like that. Nico would've killed him. It took 10 police officers, Chiron, a blessing from Eirene ( the goddess of peace),a visit from hades himself but ultimately the thing that calmed nico down was will.

When they brought that guy to camp half blood, (he was a son of mars from camp Jupiter ) all his fingers were broken, he had 4 broken ribs, he had a black eye his nose was bleeding and he also had a broken leg along with all the bruises. Let's just say hazel NEVR talked to guys (apart from frank) when Nico was there anymore.