If you're wondering why they have phones, Leo and some other Hephaestus campers made

 them. There is lots of swearing and absolute nonsense in this fic. Enjoy! <3 

Who's, who:

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Leo

BrickKisser😘🧱: Jason

BeautyQueen💅: Piper

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: Will

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Percy

Only-Sane-One🦉: Annabeth

Horsegirl♡🐴: Hazel

GhostKing🪦👻: Nico

RaRa~♡✨️✨️: Reyna

Thecandian: Frank

... 

~ ShawtyFire🔥😏 created Hottest Trio☆ ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Welcome my two FAVORITE pookies ✨️

BrickKisser😘🧱: Why am I named this???

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Because! You kiss bricks

BrickKisser😘🧱: Leo. No.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: PIPER!

BeautyQueen💅: I've been summoned

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Show our pookie that he's a brick kisser!!!!

BrickKisser😘🧱: Piper. Please, do not.

BeautyQueen💅: Sorry Jason *uploads picture of Jason's face squished against brick wall* not sorry

BrickKisser😘🧱: Liessss.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: You can't deny the truth! MUWHAWHAHAHFA!!

BrickKisser😘🧱: I hate you both.

BeautyQueen💅: 😧

ShawtyFire🔥😏: How could you... 😢

BrickKisser😘🧱: ...

ShawtyFire🔥😏: I WANT A DIVORCE!

BrickKisser😘🧱: ...WE ARE NOT EVEN MARRIED.

BeautyQueen💅: 👀🍿

~ BeautyQueen💅 has added Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️ to the chat ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: YES WE ARE!

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: What the hell have I opened my phone up to. 😑

BrickKisser😘🧱: 🤦🏼‍♂️ Hi, Will.

BeautyQueen💅: Leo's filing Jason a divorce, the usual

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: Hi Jason, Piper, I- nevermind

ShawtyFire🔥😏: WILL

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: Don't bring me into this. I'm on my break, I just want peace.

BrickKisser😘🧱: Save me.

BeautyQueen💅: I'm enjoying this 😙🍵

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: Ya no, sorry.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Will, my ever so lovely Texan buddie! Marry me!!

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: Hard pass.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: 😭😭😭

BrickKisser😘🧱: I'm going to find Nico or Percy. Bye.

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: And I'm going to go get more coffee.

~ BrickKisser😘🧱 and Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️ have left the chat ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Don't leave meeeee!!

ShawtyFire🔥😏: PIPER!

BeautyQueen💅: Sorry, Shel's texting me so-

ShawtyFire🔥😏: How could you...I thought it was bro's before hoe's 😥

BeautyQueen💅: Bye!

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Betrayer.

~ BeautyQueen💅 has left the chat~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: It's too quiet here...

~ ShawtyFire🔥😏 has added ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼, GhostKing🪦👻, Horsegirl♡🐴, Thecandian🇨🇦, RaRa~♡✨️✨️, and Only-Sane-One🦉 to the chat ~

~ ShawtyFire🔥😏 has changed chats name to 'FBI's Top 50 Watchlist' ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Welcome you bitches, bros, and non-binary hoe's ✨️

~ ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼 and RaRa~♡✨️✨️ have joined the chat ~

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Leo!

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Percy!

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Is Jason with you?

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Nope, I'm being forced to study with Wise girl T^T

~ Only-Sane-One🦉 has joined the chat ~

Only-Sane-One🦉: Percy needs to study.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: NO! Please 🙏

ShawtyFire🔥😏: I need him pretty please, just for a few minutessss

Only-Sane-One🦉: ....

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: 🥺

Only-Sane-One🦉: Fine. Five minutes, then back to studying.

~ Horsegirl♡🐴 has joined the chat ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Yay!

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Thank you! I love youuuuu <333

Horsegirl♡🐴: Ohthisisa....groupchat?

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Hazel! Welcome!

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Why aren't you putting spaces?

Horsegirl♡🐴: Whatarespacesandhellooercyandleo

Only-Sane-One🦉: 🤦🏼‍♀️ Hazel is this the first time you have ever used a phone?

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Ohhhhh, shoot, forgot you're from the 30's.... or is it 40's?

Horsegirl♡🐴: Yesthisisiwishiknewhowthisworked

ShawtyFire🔥😏: My bad, should have shown you how to use it before I gave it to you 😅

Horsegirl♡🐴: Itsalright

Only-Sane-One🦉: Percy, study.

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: But Leo hasn't told me what he was going to tell meeee

Horsegirl♡🐴: Imgoingtogoseeiffrankcanhrlpme

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Byeee Hazel! But yes!

~ Horsegirl♡🐴 has left the chat ~

Only-Sane-One🦉: ...

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Now, spill the tea 🍵

ShawtyFire🔥😏: So, as you know.... Jason is in love with bricks...

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Yes, I'm an active shipper of Brason, carry on

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Good, good. Well, he was denying it, even after Piper showed the proof, soooo I divorced him.

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: 😧 no....

~ GhostKing🪦👻 has joined the chat ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: YES... and he denied we were ever married, then ran off to Nico!

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: 👀🍿

ShawtyFire🔥😏: I tried to marry Will after but.... he only loves coffee 😭😭😭 ...and Nico.

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: So... I can marry Jason...?

ShawtyFire🔥😏: NO!

GhostKing🪦👻: I see why Jason ran away from you idiotas.

GhostKing🪦👻: Also, stay away from my significant annoyance.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: no. Tell Jason I'm coming for him.

ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼: Tell him to marry me-

~ ObliviousSassKing🔵🪼 has left the chat ~

~ Only-Sane-One🦉 has joined the chat ~

Only-Sane-One🦉: Percy's studying now. Have fun um.... with this?

~ Only-Sane-One🦉 has left the chat ~

GhostKing🪦👻: Good riddance.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: 😭

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Anywayyy! I'm gay/ at your cabin Nico~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Ah! Typo!!!

~ BeautyQueen💅 has joined the chat ~

BeautyQueen💅: You're gay.🏳️‍🌈

~ BeautyQueen💅 has left the chat ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: 😨 no!

GhostKing🪦👻: Get away from my cabin.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Fine. I'm gonna find Will and propose to him again then! ☹️

GhostKing🪦👻: ...

ShawtyFire🔥😏: I'm heading there now!

GhostKing🪦👻: ...

~ GhostKing🪦👻 has left the chat ~

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Nico?

ShawtyFire🔥😏: Nico....

~ BrickKisser😘🧱 has joined the chat ~

BrickKisser😘🧱: Run.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: What?

ShawtyFire🔥😏: AHHH!!!!

ShawtyFire🔥😏: WILL!!! 😭😭😭😭

GhostKing🪦👻: Howareyoutypingwholerunning???

ShawtyFire🔥😏: IDK??? PRACTICE!! WILL!!!!

~ Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️ has joined the chat ~

GhostKing🪦👻: Willweon'thelpyou!!!

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: 😑

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: I will never know peace.

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: I can see you idiots running here. You're both going to trip and fall.

ShawtyFire🔥😏: I'm almost th

GhostKing🪦👻: HA YO

Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️: Idiots. 🤦🏼

RaRa~♡✨️✨️: Idiots...

~ Glowing_CoffeeAddict☕️☀️, ShawtyFire🔥😏, and GhostKing🪦👻 have left the chat ~

...

Will puts his phone down and jogs over to where Leo and Nico have fallen. Leo's face is buried in the grass and Nico is on his back just glaring at the sky. *sigh* "I told you two that you'd fall," Will squats down to help Leo up first. Leo lifts his head up though, "Looks like I couldn't help falling for you~" Leo says, his speech slightly slurred and reaches his hand out to Will. "Nope, you can wait till I help Nico."

"Ya! Stop flirting with my boyfriend." Nico shouts from his spot on the ground, slurring his speech slightly too. Leo frowns, dropping his face and hand back into the grass. He hits the ground with a groan.

Will stands back up and walks to Nico, offering his hand to help him up. Nico gladly accepts. "How are you feeling?" Will asks.

"Slightly winded and a little dizzy. I'll be fine." Nico answers. Will gives Nico a little kiss on the forehead. Making Nico lightly blush. "I'll get ya both an ice pack each. Now I better help him up, cause I think he might pass out-"

"Fine, deserved though. "Nico says, with a wicked smirk. Will walks back to help Leo, who looks off in another world. Will gets them both in the infirmary, both their own cot and ice packs. Telling them that they both will stay bedridden for at least a day so he can check on them.

...

~ Thecandian has joined the chat ~

Thecandian: What did I miss?

Thecandian: Anyone there??

RaRa~♡✨️✨️: I would not bother trying to understand their nonsense, Frank. Go back to enjoying your break.

~ RaRa~♡✨️✨️ has left the chat ~

Thecandian: Um... Ok?

~ Thecandian has left the chat ~

If there were grammar mistakes.... liesssss you never saw um *narrows eyes* Hope y'all enjoyed whatever I have created! 

If y'all have any ideas for things do on this chat then pleaseeeeee tell me cause no matter how crazy I try to shove it in here, and credit will be given your words of wisdom!!

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