Hazel : My boyfriend if a praetor
Piper : My boyfriend is Super Man
Nico : My boyfriend is a doctor
Annabeth : My boyfriend is a hyperactive dolphin
Percy : Hey ! Are you cheated on me ? How can you communicate with him ? I wanna meet him.
Annabeth : A really stupid hyperactive dolphin.
Percy : I still wanna meet him.
Everyone : ...

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