???: Magic Poof!!!

*Ike and Pit wake up, but then realize their situation....They are both now girls...*

Ike: Wait...why is my hair long? And why is yours long?

Pit: Meh.....

Ike: I feel...shorter.

Pit: You're a girl, be happy.

Ike: 8()

*scene shifts to mars.*

Alien #1: Hello alien #2.

Alien #2: Hello.

*A scream is heard.*

Scream: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Alien #2: What was that?

ALien #1: One of those earthlings must be screaming again.

*Scene goes back to Earth, and back to Ike and Pit. wooh!*

Pit: Calm down.

Ike: How can I calm down?! I WAS TURNED INTO A GIRL!! I SWITCHED GENDERS FOR PETE'S SAKE!!

Pit: Wow.....

Ike: How are you so calm??!!

Pit: I've been through this before....

Ike: Wah...I'm Not my awesome self anymore...How can I pick up my sword...

*Ike goes to his sword and picks it up*

Ike: Oh yay!! I can still do it!! I can swing my sword sword!

Pit: Are.... you ok?

Ike: Are you ok?

Pit: No.....

Ike: Same here. Question. How bad is my girl self? LIke...on a scale from 1 to 10...How bad and terrible is it?

Pit: 0.

Ike: Oh, so its decent? Or is zero bad?

Pit: No, you're cute!

Ike: ^////^ Thanks...your's is..cute too. Wait..what will Marth do to me?! He's going to torture me!! WAH!! :'(

Pit: What if he's a girl?

Ike: He's already a girl.

Pit: Not what I meant!

Ike: Oh...if he is...then he's more of a pretty pretty princess!!

*Peach bursts through the wall, but is a guy now, and her voice is deeper. In case you didn't notice, Ike and Pit's voice's are higher pitched...well not Pits though. He already sounds like a girl*

Peach: Oh my gosh...YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!!!

Ike: Oh my gawd, get her-er, I mean him out of here!!

Pit: This isn't right....

Ike: I know. Its...wrong.

Peach: Now...since I'm the guy....*picks pit up bridal style.* I get to be in charge!!

Ike: *eyes glare up* Put....Him.....DOWN!!

Peach: Whatcha gonna do about it, pretty lady?

Ike: 8(

Pit: P-please put me down.......

Peach: NO. *Snuggles with him*

Ike: 8(

Pit: Please s-stop.....

Peach: No. Suck it up,buttercup. Why don't I take you out for a walk? *starts walking toward hole in the wall.

Ike: When someone asks you to stop...*eyes get dark. Picks up sword.* YOU STOP!!! *Ike goes Erza scarlet mode, she's from fairy tail fyi.*

Peach: AHH!! I'm putting him down, I'm putting him down!! *puts him down.*

Pit: Ow.....

Peach: Need a bandage? Or cookies? or Tea...or maybe even a kiss?

Ike: 8(

Pit: N-no.....i'm fine....

Ike: Leave.

Peach: Why should I?

Ike: Because I said. Or I'll make you leave. 8(

*Zelda comes in. She's now a guy as well.*

Zelda: What the-You're all so cute! Except for Peach that is.

Ike: 8(

Zelda: *hugs Pit* You're so cute!!

Ike: *Whacks Peach out of house, and she goes bye-bye.* Grr...

Pit: Why are people hugging me!?!?!

Ike: Because you're adorable. I'm just the "girl" *finger movements* who has anger problems.

Zelda: Yeah, but you are adorkable.

Ike: Shaddap.

Pit: ^/////^ Stop hugging me!

Zelda: Nahhhhhh. Too cute.

Ike: I'll kill you.

Zelda: Ok, Ok. *stops.* Someone's Jelly.

Ike: No I'm not. It's just people are being buttfaces.

*Marth comes in, looks like Lucina*

Marth: Nah, he's Jelly.

IKe: Oh, it's the pretty pretty princess, new and improved.

Marth: Uh huh. Sure, you're a princess now too ya know.

Ike: I'm not royalty, but I was suppose to be, but no, my creators were like "Let's make a hero who can relate to normal people!" So, here I am.

Pit: Wow......

Zelda: You two are impossible.

Marth: Thanks.

Pit: Zelda.....*sparkle eyes*

Zelda: I didn't do it. If I did, I would still be a girl. Think about that.

Pit: No, not that.... do you have candy????

Ike and Marth: *Facepalms.*

Zelda: No, but I can buy you some.

Ike: Hahaha, no. He can buy his own candy, ma'am.

Marth: Aww...I want to buy him some.

Ike: I feel I am the only one immune to this.

Pit: Not always......

Ike: Most of the time, yes. Now, we need to solve this problem! I don't want to be a girl anymore!

Zelda: I take offense to that!

Marth: Sorry...we're used to being guys...and girl stuff is weird....

Zelda: Shut up before I make you, you buttface.

Pit: I really don't care.....

Ike: Well, ¾ of us do, so let us think about this!!

Marth: Oh, Ike....

Ike: Shush. Let me think...hmm....Lightbulb!! Zelda, you can use magic, and Pit can use his angel friend things, and we can turn back to normal!!

Marth: I got nothing from that crappy explanation.

Pit: I think he got more stupid turning into a girl....

Ike: No, I'm still smart. Think about it, just...nevermind. Am I stuck being this way forever, being a girl? And instead of girls trying to be weird to me, it will be guys...making things awkward....WAHH!!!

Pit: And he got more emotional.....

Zelda: That's what it's like being a girl.

Marth: Man, it sucks.
Zelda: I never wanted to divorce you more in my life.

Marth: PLEASE DON'T!! *Starts balling.* :'(

Ike: :'(

Pit: Get a hold of yourselves!

Ike: Sorry....

Zelda: oh my gosh. He said sorry! It's a miracle!

Ike: Shut up before I kill you...

Marth: And he's back to normal.

Pit: And everyone's still taller than me.....

Ike: Duh!

Zelda: That's just cold...

Pit: * on verge of tears* W-why would you say that?

Ike: *In his head: Go! Go! Go! Go!* ...........

Pit: But.... I'll be fine!

Ike: The world is a cruel place.

Pit: What?

Ike: Nothing. *whistles*

Zelda: OK, I think I can fix this...but only one person at a time. And if I run out of magic power...I'll do someone else the next day!!

Ike: ME FIRST!!

Marth: Yeah, NO.

Pit: Me last!

Zelda: I'm doing me first. Jeez. *turns herself to a girl again.* Ah, so much better.

Ike: *beating up Marth, and wins.* OK, I won. Now do me.

Zelda: Sheesh, ok. *turns Ike to a boy again.*

Ike: I've never been happier in all my life!
Pit: Hey!

Ike: I mean...after meeting you of course...

Pit: Thank you!

Zelda: Ok, your turn Pit!

Pit: Do marth, he needs it more....

Zelda: Alright...*turns Marth to boy again* Ok, I think I can handle you...maybe.

Ike: If you don't...what will happen?

Zelda: He'll mutate.

Pit: Then don't do it!

Zelda: I can do it, don't worry.

Ike: .......

Pit: Help me out here!

Ike: Uh...don't turn him back yet...uh...he's too adorable!!

Pit: Seriously?

Ike: Hey, she'll agree with me, then turn you back tomorrow.

Zelda: Right! I can put him in a dress, we can have a makeover, and do other things.

Ike: pfftt...*tries to hold back laughter.*

Pit: Not funny *On the verge of tears*

Ike: *in his head: Go! Go! Go!* It kinda is. *Cry! Cry! Cry!*

Pit: No.... I can't cry..... need to be strong....

Ike: It's ok, just let it all out. We all can't be strong. *Go! Go! Go!*

Pit: *Starts to cry* Don't you want me to be strong.....like you?

Ike: The world has been forgiven!! It's amazing!!

Zelda: What's wrong with you?!
IKe: Oh yeah! Umm...Pit, I'm not strong like you think. I just...I don't know. We're all different, so don't try to be more like me. *In his head: So...adorable!! Cry more!! CRY!! #no regrets.*

Zelda: *sigh*

Pit: Zelda..... do you think that I'm not strong too?

Zelda: No. Its just...you don't know do you?

Pit: N-no......

Ike: *sweatdrops* uh...uhm....No regrets!

Zelda: Well...he wanted you to cry...and it's 10x cuter when you're a girl so...

Pit: *cries more* W-why....

Ike: *In head: This is the best moment of my life, by far. So freaking cute!! CRY! CRY!* It seems the world decided to give me pity today...yay!

Marth: He's...so excited...

Ike: *gently kicks Marth's head.* I thought you were dead. So, stay dead. :)

Zelda: That's my husband, you know.
Ike: Yeah. I don't care.

Pit: Why aren't..... you nice to people Ike.....

Ike: What...do you mean?

Pit: You called me....short!

Ike: Sorry...everyone else did too!!!

Pit: But..... It's different now.....

Ike: I'm sorry...

Pit: Wahhh....

Zelda: Who wants to bet they break up?

Marth: I can't even take them seriously now when Pit looks like a girl...ha...

Pit: Shut up.......

Zelda: Yeah Marth.

Marth: Sorry....

Ike: .......

Pit: Are you ok?

Ike: I guess....I should be asking you that...you're still not back to normal.

Pit: It really doesn't bother me.....

Ike: Oh...Ok.

Zelda: I think I've got all my strength back! You ready Pit?

Pit: No....

Zelda: Well, be ready man!! MAGIC!! POOF!!! *Pit turns back to normal!!*

Pit: Yay.....

Marth: The mood is so ruined.

Pit: Shut up marth.

Marth: Ok....

Zelda: Well, me and Marth will make our leave now. Bye guys~ *Marth and Zelda leave.*

Pit: Hey Ike.....

Ike: Yeah...*gulps*

Pit: Don't make me cry ever again!

Ike: Ok...I promise. Just promise me something.

Pit: Yeah. What?

Ike: Don't try to stay strong when you know you can't. Don't always try to stay strong for me. Ok?

Pit: No.

Ike: Why not?

Pit: Because I'm.....I'm.....

Ike: You're becoming like me. Now, say it. You're being cute.

Pit: N-no I'm not!

Ike: Yes you are. Now, spill the beans.

Pit: I'm.......I'm........I'm.....

Ike: Aww! Your stuttering!!!

Pit: I'm......

Ike: Wait...are you going to say we're done? Please don't, for 2 reasons. 1) I don't want to lose you, and 2) I really don't want to go through the trouble of a divorce....

Pit: I'm.......

Ike: No, I am incredibly off....I got it! You're a goofy goober? Am I right?

Pit: No!

Ike: Aww....Does that mean my first one was right...*sniffle*

Pit: No!

IKe: Yay!!! Now, what's wrong? Why can't you just promise to try not to stay strong in hard times? You can break sometimes.

Pit: I'm a weak person!

Ike: What makes you say that?

Pit: Nevermind!...hahaha

Ike: Yeah, No. I want to help you, and I'm not letting this go, and you know I won't either.

Pit: Fine!

Ike: Good. *smiles.*