Ike's Pokemon: Blaziken, Emboar, Braviary, Excadrill, Leavanny, Sharpedo.

Pit's Pokemon: Unknown, Samurott, Espeon, Lucario, Snorlax, Dragonair.

(Just an fyi, not all these pokemon will be used.)

Referee: Alright, welcome to the last round of the Pokemon tournament! We have Pit and Ike, ready to fight so they can fight the Pokemon trainer champion and have a chance to defeat him, and become the champion themselves!! Here comes Pit from the left side, he's as tough as he is adorable!!

*Pit enters*

Pit: Stupid......

Referee: And now, on the right side, is Ike, and he is well...as fearsome as his love for chicken!!

*Ike enters.*

Ike: This is stupid...let's not screw up!

Referee: They each have 6 Pokemon, who will win?! We even have last year's winner, Ash Ketchum, here with his wife, Misty Ketchum. They are here to witness this fight, to see who Ash will be fighting next round!

Ike: Shut up and start the match, you buttface.

Pit: I agree with that.

Referee: I'm not done yet...

Ike: Shut up before I make you, you pretty pretty princess!!!

Referee(Marth, if you haven't noticed.): Fine....MATCH BEGIN!!!

Ike: Good luck, but I won't go easy on you! *Throws pokeball.* Go! Blaziken!

Pit: Go! Unknown!

*Ike throws Blaziken something, and he catches it. Pit facepalms, and wait's for the referee to notice.*

Referee(Marth): Ike starts with Blaz-OHMYGOSH!!! Blaziken is holding a sword...more like wielding a sword..Anyway...and Pit starts with an unknown...who's gonna win?

Pit: ....You taught your Blaziken how to use a fire sword? How is that even possible?

Ike: Well...I did teach him it, and it's possible because my blaziken loves to use the sword, so here, let me show you. Blaziken! Use Aether!!

*Blaziken uses Aether, and if you don't know what it is, it's Ike's signature move. :D*

Referee: What?!

Ash: Is this even legal?

Misty: Well...

Ike: Shut up! We're still battling! Blaziken! Use fire sword!!

Blaziken: Blaze! *Uses fire sword on Unknown.*

Pit: UNKNOWN!!

*Unknown "Fainted"*

Ike: 1 down, 5 to go!!

Pit: What. was. THAT!!!!

Ike: My blaziken fire swording your unknown, but it also aethered it pretty good too...I told you I wasn't going to go easy on you.

Referee: And with that...Move? Ike has now taken the lead! Can Pit somehow make a comeback?

Ike: Yeah, No.  Blaziken, give me your sword. You need to rest, I want to save you for later. *Returns blaziken to Pokeball.* Now, who should come out....hmmm...Go! Leavanny!

Pit: Go! Espeon!

Referee: This is going to be interesting...

Ash: Totally!

Ike: Let us fight before I bring out my blaziken again, and sick him on you Martha.

Referee: *puts hands up in defense.* Round 2, commence!!

Ike: You ready for this? You can start, I'll be that kind.

Pit: Nope.

Ike: Fine. Leavanny, use leafstorm!!

Leavanny: Leavan! *uses leaf storm.*

Ike: Now, use leaf sword! You know the drill!

*Leavanny jumps into the leaf storm, and after a while, when the leaf storm goes away, Leavanny is holding 2 leaf swords, and some of the leaves have turned into armor or something.*

Ike: It worked!!

Pit: What's up with you and teaching your pokemon to use swords?

Ike: Because I can. Now, lets fight! GIve me a worthy opponent!

Pit: Use Confusion!

Ike: Leavanny! Are you ok?!

Referee: Did Pit win this round fol-

Ike: Don't say anything other than saying when a new round begins. OK?

*referee nods head.*

*Smoke disappears from the attack, and leavanny is injured, but still standing.*

Ike: Leavanny! FInish this off, use final smash leaf sword!!

Pit: Espeon, you might want to dodge.....

Ike: Leavanny! You can do this! Pretend Blaziken stole your food!

*Leavanny's eyes grow red.*

Pit: Espeon! Return!

*Espeon returns to pokeball*

Ike: Leavanny, calm down. Pit was just scared you would beat the crap out of Espeon....which is what would've happened, but anyway, calm down. Its ok. You were great!

Leavanny: Leavanny! *Runs to Ike and hugs him!*

Pit: ....... Wow....

Ike: Oh yeah...Leavanny, return. *Leavanny returns to pokeball.* So, are we going to do this for real, or no?

Pit: Go! Samurott!

Ike: I see...should I be fair or not fair? I want to win so...Leavanny! Come back!

Referee: Round 2 continuation, commence.

Ike: Lets make this one snappy. Leavanny, final smash leaf sword!! GO!!

Pit: Dodge!

*Leavanny misses, and Pit see's an opportunity.*

Pit: Use Waterfall!

*Leavanny gets hit, and due to all the energy it used up, it fainted.*

Ike: .....Return. You did good.

Referee: Pit has caught up! Now, who will Ike choose for round 3?

Ike: I'll choose someone Samurott knows of my pokemon...and make it hard for him...

Referee: He's mad.....

Ike: GO! EMBOAR!! *Emboar comes out, and has shocked expression of seeing samurott.*

Pit: Hi emboar!!!!

EMboar: Em...EMBOAR EM!! *Translation: You hurt Leavanny! Even if you're my friend. you'll get no sympathy from me!*

Ike: I taught him well. :D

Samurott: SAM! SAMUROTT SAMUR!! *Translation: It's a battle, of course! Just stop, and we can work a treaty!! Besides, we're friends, right?*

Emboar: EMBOAR!! *Yeah, but you're still going down!! BY ME!!*

Ike: Alright, seems we're on the same page Emboar.

Pit: I'm a little scared now......

Ike: Congratulations, but the match has started. EMBOAR! USE HEAT CRASH!!

Pit: Samurott! Use Attract!

Ike: Emboar, don't let it get to you!

Emboar: ........

Samurott: ..........

Ike: Emboar...use FLamethrower, and then you know what to do!

*Emboar does it, and now there's a sword, literally made of fire.* :D

Pit: Again!!

Ike: It worked! Oh, and all my pokemon have a secret move, but the only one that doesn't evolve swords is my braviary. We have a special one. 

Pit: Samurott, use attract!

Ike: Just great...Try to reflect it with your sword, Emboar!

*It doesn't work...but the awesome sword of fire stays! Now, here comes mushy stuff...right now, only Emboar and Samurott will be speaking, whatever Ike and Pit say, we don't care at the moment.*

Samurott:.... Uhhh....

Emboar: Why am I pretending to be attracted to you when you obviously faked the move? Is your trainer that Naive?

Samurott: Then why is your trainer so..... scary.....

Emboar: Because he is. He gets better when you get to know him, he's not as bad as he seems, but I'm not denying he's scary.

Samurott: Can't we leave?

Emboar: What do you mean?! I can't abandon my trainer! I care about him! He taught me the meaning of swords!

Samurott: Not what I meant.

Emboar: Oh. Well, what did you mean?

Samurott: Um.....Well....Uhhhh....

Emboar: Spit it out, before I'm given a command, which means I will have no choice but to follow it!

Samurott: ......

Emboar: Fine then, I must finish this before It gets to hard for me to ignore my heart.

Samurott: H-huh!?!?!

Emboar: Remember when we were mere Tepig and Oshawott? How we had to be alone, and everyone ditched us. Even those who wanted a tepig or oshawott, said we were stupid. Even our friend Snivy didn't want us, so we had to be all alone. I may have grown things toward you, but when our trainers found us, they gave us a home, but they separated us, but they never forgot the bond we shared. Thats why my trainer used me against you, knowing I always follow orders, and you wouldn't, for you love me as much as I do you.

Samurott: I feel the same way!

Emboar: Thats what I just said dummy!!

Samurott: Sorry...... hehehe

Emboar: But..I can't leave. I promised to serve him, and do what he says, for he saved me from a death from starvation! Your's saved you as well, but you don't seem to care...I don't know what to do!!

Samurott: Lets just leave this battle, then come back later!

Emboar: What if he abandons me like all the other trainers did to us in the past? I don't want to go through that again, and you know that!

Samurott: We'll be fine! Besides, he wouldn't abandon you! Lets Go!!!

Emboar: Promise? Promise me that if you're incorrect, I get to punch you.

Samurott: Promise! Let's go!!!!

Emboar: Fine....

*Emboar and Samurott walk of to the side of the battle field, and sit down, and watch.*

Ike: Emboar, what are you doing?!

Pit: Shut up! It's Love!♡

Ike: But....Why?!

Pit: Hey, Hey.... Don't worry about it!

Ike: ........FINE!! BUT I WILL WIN!! IN HONOR OF MY POKEMON, AND FOR MY EMBOAR!!! WOO!!

Pit: Calm down.....

Ike: NEVER!! GO! BRAVIARY!!

*Braviary comes out.*

Pit: Sigh..... Go! Lucario!

Ike: *mumbles* Idiot....BRAVIARY! USE AERIAL ACE!

Pit: Lucario, Dodge!

Ike: Haha, no. BRAVIARY! Grab Lucario, and fly up!!

*Braviary grabs Lucario, flys up right in the center of the battlefield, but in the air.*

Ike: NOW! FINAL SMASH AIR VERSION!!!

*Braviary tosses Lucario higher in the air, and slashes him several times, and them slams him into the ground. WOOH!*

Pit: LUCARIO!!!!!

Ike: That had to hurt....oops...braviary, what did I tell you about going overboard? I told you, thats my thing, don't go doing it unless it's needed.

Braviary: Brav...*Translation: Sorry...*

Pit: Noooooo.......

Ike: Hey, he's ok...he might still be un-fainted, you know...

Pit: Lucario, Get up please!!!

Ike: uh...Yeah! You can do it! *Why am I doing this...?* NEVERMIND!! I mean...uh...I'm staying out of this...

Referee: Lucario is down! Ike is the winner!!

Pit: WHAT!!!

Referee: Well, it would be too long if we did all six pokemon, and technically he defeated 3 of your pokemon, and that's where it should end so...

*Pit glares at him*

Pit: ......Fine. I really don't care.

Ike: NO!! I WANT TO KEEP FIGHTING!

Referee: uh....*sweatdrops.*

Pit: I Forfeit this battle!

Ike: WHAT???!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!?!?!?

Pit: You heard me.

Ike: But why......

Pit: Because.....

Ike: Why.....And...I was gonna let you win....Ok, no i wasn't, thats a lie, but still....

Pit: I didn't have a chance.

Ike: What...Sure you did, just believe in the light!

Pit: What light????

Ike: Hope. A ray of sunlight, Hope. Bagels.

Referee: Now, Ash Ketchum, come and Take Pit's place, and see if you can defeat Mr. Ike or not!!

Ash: Easy. This will be Easy.

Ike: I'll win for you Pit. I promise. *turns to side of battlefield* EMBOAR!! GET OVER HERE!!

*Emboar waves at Samurott, and comes over to Ike.*

Pit: I'll cheer for you Ike!

Ike: Thanks. Now, lets get this started Mr. Ashey pashey.

Ash: I'll make you pay for that! Go! Pikachu!!

Ike: BLAZIKEN!! *Blaziken comes out. Holds sword.*

*5 minutes later...*

Referee: All of Ash's Pokemon has been defeated...by Ike's Blaziken...So, Ike is now our champion!! WOOH!! Please don't kill me....

Ash: You did good. You're pokemon are tough, and pretty frightening, just like you are. You'll make a great champion. Don't lose for me.

Ike: Yeah, Yeah. Now go. I WIN!!!!

(And thus, the non- existing journey has come to an end..... or something like that...)