Ike: Its not that cold. It's only like...*checks thermometer* -12 degrees!

Pit: You're crazy!

Ike: No. I mean, if it was cold you'd be crying icicles or something! This weather is nice, soothing, and...the scenery around here is just breathtaking!

Pit: This white powdery stuff is evil!

Ike: You mean snow, right?

Pit: What?

Ike: Snow. You know, when rain gets frozen in the atmosphere before its released to Earth. The stuff we build snowman out of!

Pit: Snow?

Ike: Again, snow is the cause of rain being frozen before its released to the surface of the Earth from our atmosphere! Hey...*eyes light up evilly* Want to make a snow angel with me?

Pit: Snow.....

Ike: Here. Let me show you its harmless. *Makes snowball* See this tiny thing?

Pit: Tiny!?!?! Its huge!

Ike: OK, maybe its more boulder sized...but anyway, know what snowballs are used for?

Pit: No.....

Ike: SNOWBALL FIGHTS!! *Picks up snow boulder, and throws it at Pit!* I always wanted to have a snowball fight....Now you're turn to throw one at me!!

Pit: Why did you take me here with this " Snow"!??!?

Ike: To have a snowball fight, duh!! Now, throw one at me!! Did my snowball hurt you too bad?

Pit: Why would I throw this at you?

Ike: Because its fun!! Now, throw one at me, its your turn! Or should I make more of my snowballs?

Pit: Can we go home now?

Ike: No. We never get to have weather this nice back home!

Pit: Give me one reason we should stay here.

Ike: Penguins live here. They also have polar bears.

Pit: Oh my gosh!!! Lets stay here forever!

Ike: OK!

(5 months later...)

Ike: OK, we should head home now. I'm sure everyone is starting to get worried, or frankly, they might think we are killed. *Snowball hits Ike's face* Ugh!

Pit: Heheehe

Ike: We're you even listening to me? *wipes snow off face*

Pit: Nope!

Ike: I said we should go home! Our friends are probably worried. C'mon, we've been here for 5 months straight.

Pit: But..... the polar bears.... will miss me....

Ike: They almost tried to eat you alive 10 times since we've arrived. You almost were ripped apart 9/10 of those times if I weren't there to save your butt.

Pit: But....

Ike: I don't think they'll miss you.

Pit: But.....

Ike: Hmm...Did you know there's snow back home? And I've heard from Zelda their opening a polar bear exhibit at the zoo...

Pit: Lets go!

*Once they arrived home....its the middle of summer!*

Pit: Its summer.....

Ike: Yeah. What's wrong?

Pit: You lied to me!

Ike: I didn't want to live in that antarctic for the rest of my life. It was either this or leave you stranded there to be ripped apart by a polar bear.

Pit: You should have left me there!

Ike: Yeah, no.   Besides, I don't want to be without you.

Pit: ....... Fine!

Ike: Glad we're on the same page. Now, lets go home!! Well, to our household. Wooh!

Pit: Is it cold in there?

Ike: Pit, you've lived in this house for 4 years of your life. Its not cold...but I can turn the air conditioning on very high to make it really cold...

*Pit smiles and runs off, screaming "Yaaaaay!!!" Ike sighs and follows.*