Here's just a collection of 'walks into a bar' jokes.

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A blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. 

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An actor walks into a bar.

"Can I get some Glow-Tape on this?"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. 

The first one says, "I'll have H2O."

The second one says, "I'll have H2O too."

The second one dies.

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Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have H2O."

The second one says, "I'll have H2O as well."

The first one bangs his fist on the counter. His assassination attempt failed.

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A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

"Well," the horse replies, "it's so I can see predators coming when I'm eating tall prairie grasses."

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A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says nothing, because it is a horse, and it lacks the ability to vocalize and communicate with humans. Several people get up and leave, understanding the potential danger that could result from a live animal being indoors. 

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