AS PROMISED, here are my FULL IN DEPTH thoughts on 2017's ROYAL RUMBLE.

   1) TEAM NATTIE, ALEXA, AND MICKIE JAMES VS BECKY, NAOMI, AND NIKKI

   -- okay, first things first:

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SMILES LIKE A PSYCHOTIC IDIOT LOOKING AT MICKIE JAMES? 
   I swear, this woman is just so fucking energetic. She's legit sunshine and she will burn you with her spit fire mic game.

   Listen, Charlotte's really grown on me as a heel, and I think that she has improved on the mic ( A WHOLE LOT), and Stephanie can roll with the best when it comes to the mic, but dear holy shit, Mickie James (to me) owns the crown for best Women's Promo cutter.

   Her voice is on point, she knows when to shout and when to do little inflictions (probably helps that she's a singer lol) + this promo, I still can't get over it. Hands down in my top #10 of all time.

  To be completely honest, I was on team Nattie, Bliss, and James because Mickie's back, but I wouldn't be mad if the other team won either.

   To me, Nattie's heel turn was/ is A++, Alexa slays, and Mickie's the total package. 

   When Lynch, Nikki, and Naomi won, I wasn't mad. Actually, I was really fucking happy that it was Naomi that got the win for her team.

   Speaking of Naomi :

How fucking beautiful is she not?

  Like, her hair, her skin, her smile, her eyes, that body, that personality! Woo, she's such a babe!

   I AM JUST REALLY HAPPY FOR NAOMI AND HOME GIRL VIOLET CAN'T WAIT FOR HER TO RIGHTFULLY SO BE PUT ON THE TITLE PICTURE MAP I WANT NAOMI TO WIN AT WRESTLEMANIA. SHE'S GOT THE LOOKS, THE WITS, THE MOVES, LORD GIVE THAT WOMAN SOME GOLD AROUND HER WAIST!!

   side note: (i got carried away bc my love for naomi is strong), the match was a solid 9/10 for me). 

   there really wasn't anything wrong with it, but it didn't blow my mind either.

   With that said, I need more Naomi vs Alexa. As much as I love Nattie going against Nikki, I'd rather see Nicole vs James, and Nattie vs Lynch.

  2 -- LUKE GALLOWS / KARL ANDERSON vs SHEAMUS / CESARO

   Listen ya'll, I like Luke + Karl just fine, but do I like them more than Sheamus + Cesaro?

   Nah!

   I know, I know. The tag team titles are supposed to rotate (although i would have been fine with the new day being tag-team champs for a million more years), buuut I just wasn't ready for Sheamus and Cesaro to lose what they had worked so hard for.

   Don't get me wrong, Luke + Karl had to deal with being reduced to nearly nothing, but aflkjlds;fjadsflkjfd it's complicated.

   I am happy for Luke and Karl, but I also can't wait for Sheamus + Cesaro to win back the belts.

   Overall, the match had some great spots + my goodness, Sheamus + Cesaro's chemistry lol.

   They were truly meant for each other <3

3 -- NIA JAX VS SASHA BANKS

   I like Sasha Banks, I like Sasha a lot. I get that they hype her up a lot, but asdfjk;la. 

   I like Nia Jax, I like Nia a lot, but she's still so damn green. I know she's only going to get better match after match, but I just can't get behind her character yet. There's still something so PG about her like, I need her to TRY more.

   Her move set is honestly so unimpressive, and with the strength she's got, I was expecting so much more.

   I thought the match was really boring since they're always pegging Banks as this puny competitor. I still can't believe Sasha's been taken from history making matches to bathroom break matches.

   While Banks held up her end of the bargain, Nia still has a LOT more improving to do. I just couldn't rally behind her last night, even though I do agree she should have won (to put her over).

   To me, Nia was WAAAAAAY more impressive tonight on Raw. At the RR though, girl was snoozing.

   I don't blame her though. This was only her second or third PPV? First in the main roster I think?

  4 -- CHARLOTTE VS BAYLEY

   Forgive me, I also just couldn't bring myself to care about this match. I've said it before and I'll say it now, Charlotte has really grown on me ... but I can't with her anymore xD

   At least not when it comes to PPV's because I know she's gonna win (although I get the feel she'll finally lose at WM). She's 16-0 right? I don't know, but I feel like they're doing the Ric thing (16 x Champ), so how many PPV's till WM, 1-2? 

   Again, this match was a solid 9/10 for me but I found it so boring. I just can't with Bayley vs Charlotte, it's like Sasha - Char all over again. I'd rather see Char vs Nia, and Sasha vs Bayley because those two always bring the best out of each other.

5 -- KEVIN OWENS DEFEATED ROMAN REIGNS THANK GOODNESS! 

   Although, now that I think about it, I feel like this was the WWE's warning of, "ya'll are so happy roman, the reigns mcdaddy we've been trynna make happen but ya'll won't let it, lost, but wait till the 30th spot at the rr when we break your hearts *evil laughter*

   WARNING: IF YOU'RE A ROMAN REIGNS FAN AND WILL GET BUTTHURT BY WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY, GTFO. I'VE ALREADY HAD TO DELETE 2 COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY. I LOVE TALKING BACK AND FORTH WITH THOSE THAT LOVE HIM AS LONG AS YOU'RE MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT.

   I don't HATE Roman, I fucking hate the royal treatment they're giving him. Literally, he's been given a golden ride and can't fucking connect not entirely because of his fault although boooooy when are they either gonna get that he'll never be good on the mic unless they let him write his own stuff, or give him a manager??

   Part of Roman's hate comes from the way the wwe has booked him. A friend mentioned in the past chapter that the Rusev-Roman angle was great, and I agree. Roman at mid card status makes him more likeable because he's actually working towards the top from there. That and, him + rusev really took it to the extreme.

   I'm just happy Kevin won, but I was not that impressed by the match. Again, I felt like Kevin here put his best foot forward, even though he is getting repetitive, but Roman ... I can calculate his moves from a mile away ...

   6 -- NEVILLE DEFEATED RICH SWANN and although I'm sad Rich lost, it was the right call man. Neville's transformation has been one of my favorite turns this year + he's more than worthy of holding the Cruiserweight's Division Belt.

   I really do want this feud to be extended because I love those two in the ring.

   + is it just me or do swann's kicks get more mortal and deathly each time?

   fucking hell i'd crawl up and die for a few days if i ever got hit like that xD

   7 -- JOHN CENA DEFEATED AJ STYLES!

   Ya'll get ready, I'm just about to get started. Let me crack my fingers because I mean, by now you should know that I'm maybe one of the biggest fans of this feud right here.

   I'm 1000000% always going to be on AJ's side no matter what, but I'm also 100% in John Cena's corner, at least for this feud. 

   Listen man, Cena's has so many rivals in the past, but NO ONE HAS HELD A DAMN CANDLE TO CENA'S MIC SKILLS LIKE AJ STYLES HAS.

   FUCKING HELL EVERY TIME THEY ENGAGE IN A PROMO I CRY AND LAUGH AND SMILE AND GO INSANE BECAUSE ON ONE SIDE, AJ IS SAYING NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE JOHN CENA BLEEDS AND LIVES PASSION.

   We've seen a lot of indy guys bring a new side of John Cena. I'll never forget that match between Owens vs Cena, or Zayn vs Cena. But fuck me right in the asshole, AJ STYLES IS JOHN CENA'S PERFECT RING PAIRING, WRESTLING SOUL MATES.

   John Cena has more than built the WWE, but AJ to me is like the ultimate Dragon Ball Z collector. Literally everywhere he's gone he's been a TOP guy / THE TOP ONE, he's made companies like ROH, he fucking MADE TNA, and he ALSO HELPED MAKE NJPW A HOT POOL TO ATTRACT MORE TALENT.

   And now, he's taken over the WWE + BUILT SMACK DOWN (along with Cena).

   I was hoping that Styles would retain, but again, I wasn't going to be upset if Cena won because I do think it's time someone beat Ric's record. Not only that, but the match was absolutely 10/ 10, 5 FUCKING stars.

   Listen, I know a lot of people shit on John because he only has like 5 moves and every time he uses the AA he wins, BUUUUUUUT can we talk about this:

I don't give a fuck that he used the AA to win. It's JOHN CENA, It's his finisher, and he so could have done just one, but instead he so SMOOTHLY rolled AJ in, carried his 200+ pounds like it was nothing, and then bam.

   This was so clean and smooth and fast that I'm in tears. This is like watching the Olympics man xD

   Also, John's sunset flip power bombs whatever the move is called are so damn beautiful (always).

   AJ though, man, this guy is just on a whole other level.

   The height he picks up, the rotation in his flips, FUCKING GOLD METAL AND PHOTOGRAPHY WORTHY. 

   To people saying that John buried Styles, just no. AJ Styles is quite frankly, the only wrestler that NO ONE can bury because there's so many people behind him and even if there weren't, his wrestling ability + mic skills cannot be ignored. He's just PHENOMENAL.

   To face John Cena is an honor of it's own, but with these two, no one ever really loses because whenever John loses against Styles, he still looks great and same for AJ, they just put on 5 star matches like it's nothing, and the EMOTION behind it. 

   All in all, I am happy for John Cena and I never want this feud to die, never ever.

8 -- ROYAL RUMBLE

   Ya'll, I'm getting sleepy, it's late and I already said what I hated most about the Royal Rumble in the past chapter, starts with #30 and death of me.

   I just want to point out a few things:

GOLDBERG ONCE AGAIN WHOOPED BROCK'S BORING ASS AND I'M ALL FOR IT -- GODSPEED I LOVE GOLDY SO MUCH LIKE FUCK HIS BODY IS WHAT DISCIPLINE AND HARD WORK LOOKS LIKE, NO ENHANCEMENT NEEDED UNLIKE BROCK.

   I FUCKING HATE HOW STUPID AND PUNY THEY MADE ENZO LOOK LIKE HE TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP AND MADE IT ENTERTAINING EXCEPT I COULDN'T LAUGH OR EVEN ENJOY IT BECAUSE HE WAS BASICALLY JUST A PROP FOR BROCK AND FUCK THAT! ENZO IS WORTH A MILLION MORE BROCK LESNAR'S.

I AM SO DAMN PROUD OF BARON CORBIN, AND I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF SAYING THAT.

(they let him be a component to kofi's always glorious saves at the rr, which is a damn honor if you ask me -- they're trusting him to do it and that's more than enough validation for me that they see the potential in him.)


He came into NXT with so much hype because he's a big guy, but fuck he can back everything up and not just rely on his huge size. This is a guy they put in a ton of squash smaller guys matches, and actually grew from them. 

   PPV after PPV // appearance, he grew with the help of a live audience giving him feed back and he's definitely taken all that because he's blossomed so much. I said it back then and I'll say it now, he's definitely a future main eventer / TOP guy. 

   He's a total Superstar that's improved SO much in the ring, like fuck he used to be so green and now he makes things look SO EASY.

   He's actually great on the mic too, and you can tell he believes his character (that he's nailed), + ugh he's just so interesting and he doesn't even try hard. That right there is how you naturally build someone that the crowd grows to love, unlike Roman that they keep trying to but ............ I can't wait for Baron to someday hold gold. He's like the next Edge to me.

   That's the 'BIG BUY' they should be pushing / building more, not Braun. Fuck Braun Scrotum and his ugly ass pants.

SIDE NOTE: FUCK ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF HIS PHYSIQUE, 'STOMACH' LIKE YA ABS ARE NICE BUT I LOVE BARON REGARDLESS OF HIS BODY xD

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SIDE NOTES:

BOTH ENZO AND BIG CASS DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER.

TYE EXUDES HAPPINESS AND LOL HE'S JUST SO PRETTY I CAN'T EVEN.

AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF HOW I FEEL AT WORK / SCHOOL

SOMEONE GIVE AJ A DAMN SHAMPOO + CONDITIONER ENDORSEMENT ALREADY

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I LOVE YA'LL, IF YOU HATE TRUMP SO DO I, AND IF YOU'RE SCARED OF HIM FOR WHATEVER REASON ( I UNDERSTAND) AND I GOT YOUR BACK 1000000%.

   AS ALWAYS, DO LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOUR OPINION CLASHES WITH MINE.

+ GOOD NIGHT!