I was originally going to name this chapter, ❝CM PUNK'S A GOD AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON IS SHIT❞

   but isn't that title just a little too long?

   I mean, even though I practically worship Punk, I know he's not a god.

   He's not a prophet, he's just a man. Just a man who from DAY ONE spoke NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

   Sometimes life is really fucked up and BAD SHIT will happen to GOOD PEOPLE. Although I am a natural born cynical little shit, I also do believe that occasionally, something in the earth tilts and all the stars align in their right fucking places and a beautiful thing called KARMA strikes down to expose the truth.

   On these days, GOOD STUFF will happen TO GOOD PEOPLE, and salty ass two faced fuckers will get shitted on.

   Now, I've occassionally expressed some good words on Stephanie McMahon. Let me just preface this by saying that I'm sure she's a great mother, a great wife (even though she was messing with a man who had the 9th wonder of the world as a girl friend // shame on both really). I'm sure she's a great daughter, sister, blah blah.

   Stephanie's character 'gimmick' is amazing as she goes into it 100% and I can fully respect that. I love her as a heel and think she's undoubtedly one of the best in the mic, most organic at cutting promos, and just down right cut throat which again, I appreciate because my favorite kinds of villains are the ones that are entirely despicable.

   With that said, I fucking hate 'business, running the company' WWE. I really do think that Stephanie is CLUELESS as to what to do with the company. I think that Triple H has better ideas, but ultimately, Punk said it best when he called them "doofus" and "idiotic."

   They have the best talent / rosters they've EVER had and while they've pulled some good story lines, I think the ratings say everything. Just good "WWE ratings" and you'll get good charts summing up the DROP of viewers since Trips + Steph emerged in the backstage scene as "COO" or whatever the fuck they do.

   As amazing as Stephanie is with her gimmick, I don't have an doubt in my bones that she's really one of the most JUDGMENTAL, HATING, GRUDGE-HOLDING, PETTY bitches I've ever seen on television.

    - CHYNA + CM PUNK.

   Need I say more?

   Same for Triple H really. He's great and all ... I mean I adore what he's done for NXT, but I mean ... I was always a die-hard Shawn Michaels girl when DX was a thing.

   Triple H 'solo' has never worked if you ask me because in DX, he shinned with Shawn. As the Authority run, he's got Stephanie who ultimately fucking wears the pants in that relationship, not that it's a bad thing ... but just saying.

   Okay Violet, but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

   So last Monday Night Raw was it?

   This shit happened:

   Now, I'm morbid as fuck. I can take a joke, and when Stephanie said this, I did laugh. I did think, 'holy fucking shit she just burned him' but then It just made me very very bitter because ...

    As appropriate as this was for her 'gimmick' I really don't doubt she meant that lightly. I don't doubt that Stephanie is still bitter about the whole CM Punk thing.

   Clearly Triple H + Stephanie still are since they can't keep Punk's name out of their mouths for long. Vince has remained quiet because as fucked up as he can be too, he's a smarter business man. 

   Also brings me back to this:

   A photo Triple H uploaded to his twitter account the day of Punk's UFC debut.

   I instantly wanted to slap the smug look off of his face because it just boggles my mind how Triple H, Vince, and Stephanie are really the biggest fucking bullies in that company.

   Just like Punk said in his pipe bomb ... everything he's said has slowly become true.

   Stephanie's comments on MNR + Triple H in general when it comes to Punk rubs me entirely the wrong way because here's two major advocates for the BE A STAR campaign, being petty as fuck and throwing jabs at a man who a:

   a) was adored more than they collectively ever will
   b) could stand solo (unlike triple h that crutch)
   c) rebelled against vince

   and most importantly, A GUY WHO IS FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS AGAINST ALL THE ODDS. Steph and Trips tell all these precious babies to follow their dreams and go after what they love, but then they pull these low moves and it's like, do you really even mean that??

   So it's safe to say that I was left very bitter about the whole ordeal, but then ... life sorted the bad out.

   DECEMBER 30, 2016— RONDA ROUSEY LOST TO AMANDA NUNES IN 48 SECONDS.

   COME AGAIN?

   RONDA ROUSEY, THE MOST 'DECORATED' 'KNOWN' WOMEN'S FIGHTER IN THE UFC THAT'S CONSTANTLY GETTING HER ASS KISSED BY THE WWE LOST IN 48 SECONDS.

   ... So, let's review a few things.

    Stephanie McMahon was making fun of CM Punk for lasting 2 minutes and 14 seconds ... mean while, Ronda, 'the best' didn't even last a minute ....

AIN'T LIFE JUST GREAT?
GOD IS REAL,
GOD IS GOOD.

   Ronda Rousey, Trip's + Steph's wet dream, a multiple time Olympic Medalist got her ass SO whooped she only lasted 48 seconds.

   Also, if you watched the match ... Ronda's foot work is so shitty that even CM Punk's foot work was better. His knees didn't buckle in like Ronda's did, at least 3 times I counted. She's like a girafe on roller skates, it was bad.

    CM Punk had his age against him,
   a slower mobility because even though he's in great health / shape, he move as fast as most younger UFC lads / women.

   There was the fact that he ZERO experience.

    ALL CM PUNK had was a dream and a burning passion I'm sure to prove the haters wrong as much as he wanted to inspire because ALL HIS CAREER, he's said he just wanted to inspire people all around and would you look at that? He can do that without having to be a hypocrite unlike two faced bitches like Steph + Trips.

  I AM SURE that days, weeks, months, years from now Stephanie McMahon, Hunter, and maybe even Vince will continue to throw jabs at CM Punk, but man, what a bitter pill they must have had to swallow on December 30th.

   Steph, Trips, and all the Punk haters will probably continue to shit on him when he's really let go of the grudge considering he doesn't even respond to them as he so easily could lash out.

   As Punk said it once, what you see in and outside the ring is as real as it gets and I don't doubt it for one second because:

❝YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR LITTLE JABS AND YOUR INSULTS, IT'S ALL KIDDIES GAMES. ❞

   Punk's really the mature one, the one taking the higher road and living his life comfortably and happily with the beautiful AJ Lee. He's got nothing to prove and nothing to lose.

    He's one of the few wrestler's that isn't just a gimmick.

    He lives, eats, breathes, and shits what he preaches. He's just an honest man.

     Stephanie can throw all the punk insults she wants, but not even her darling Ronda could last long than 2 MINUTES AND 14 SECONDS AND THAT IS WHY CM PUNK IS STILL, AND ALWAYS, THE BEST IN THE WORLD.