{ let's start on another random note that I brilliantly forgot to mention in the first part }

you see these two faces?

Tonight I discovered that I'm extremely conflicted between Xavier and Bray because:

I'm attracted to Xavier Woods.
I'm attracted to Bray Wyatt.

I'd no lie probably marry Bray in a heart beat, but Xavier can slide into my DMS anytime!
:P

Any ways, let's move on to something more important like --

DEAN AMBROSE
VS
SETH ROLLINS
VS 
ROMAN REIGNS.

I'm starting out with this match because as great as it was -- it's earned the third spot for the remaining matches (#2 Sawft + Cena vs The Club and #1 KO vs Zayn).

A few things I'd like to point out:

I'm still waiting for massive baby face, lost it all, over thrown by parents Seth Rollins,
but I love this cocky bastard he can be.

LOOK at that smug lil shite.

Rollins killed me in his little segment tonight:

Did Seth just say he's gonna be everyone's baby daddy in nine months?
Because if so ...

- The way Roman was glaring at Seth.

I need Roman to remain LIKE THIS.
I like my Roman Reigns ANGRY AS FUCK.
Also, for the love of god,
LET HIM KEEP THE BEARD.

- I'm so so confused about Dean helping Seth out to power bomb Reigns.
I'm honestly still in shock about it + omg, that crowd would have literally still cheered if Roman died before their very own eyes.

You guys know I'm not the biggest fan of Roman,
but the crowd is getting out of hand.

I found this on tumblr and I found it too hilarious not to show:
(Me rn because Dean and Seth worked TOGETHER to take out Roman...)

Then this happened:

I didn't see this coming, but boy was it cool to see Seth tear up his former brother's again.
Serves Dean right for low-key backstabbing his bro Reigns.

Overall, I found the match to be pretty good.

The ending was predictable as it would be stupid to NOT have Dean win. Being that Dean is in SmackDown, the brand needs to be legitimized. It's in it's early new "era" stage and to not have the belt under that branch would do more damage than good.

With Dean still the Champ, I hope we soon get a separate belt for RAW 
+ bring a small war to entail that.

side note: asides from the great action, what really made this match just THAT much better was Shane McMahon + Daniel Bryan.

Can we talk about how precious and supportive these two are?

these two concerned dads will be the ultimate death of me.

2) SAWFT + JOHN CENA
VS THE CLUB.

HOLD MY POODLE,
HOLD MY POODLE!

Here's what I love best about this whole John Cena + Sawft alliance.

At the start, I was terrified that Cena would somehow be the center piece + that he'd terribly bury Sawft, BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE! Throughout their alliance, Cena's been nothing but supportive & more like a fan in awe of both Enzo and Cass.

I'm overjoyed that Enzo + Cass got extra time to throw that hell of a speech at the start of their match because whew- it was lit fam!

Enzo Amore's energy is contagious and he can't be stopped!

Tonight's pipebomb if you will was nothing short of amazing.
We learned very, very important things and as always, Zo' kept it real, the realest.

- always lie on your reseme
- don't ever crocs, EVER.
- never make eye contact with anyone else while eating a banana.

#godblessenzoamore.

From start to beginning, this match was EPIC.

From the crowd chanting, "Soccer Mom" to Styles who played it off more than well, to Cena just staring at Enzo in awe, to EVERY MAN showcased at their best, ugggh yes!

Big Cass is too fucking adorable yet a complete murder bear when messed with his friends. I live for his Big Boot because he literally squashes his enemies + Enzo's gaining more confidence in the ring and I just want their alliance with Cena to remain because although they're naturally amazing, you know that both Enzo and Cass will benefit so much from having the ultimate veteran by their side.

Stray observations:

- I wish that either Big Cass or Enzo had picked up the victory instead of Cena
- Cena's AA from the top rope to AJ was amazing.
- Big Cass asking for Enzo to be "unplugged" was so damn cute. He's just a distressed, unrested mother trying to get her kid to sleep.

- It honestly bothered me so much when JBL said that Big Cass will one day have a great singles career, not because I don't think so but because to think of SAWFT ever splitting just hurts my heart.

- The "Washington you cannot DC me" was a golden line.

- Like Bayley, Enzo is also all about that #huglife.

Enzo hugging Big Cass is my aesthetic.

- Big Cass is a force to watch out for. 
- Enzo's wrestling skills are improving.
- Cena's their biggest supportive dad ever.
- Doc tossing Cass like it was nothing was pretty impressive.
- Karl's flying knee to the midsection is always A++
- AJ's drop kicks + ability to work any crowd is beyond me.

ALL MEN SHINED EQUALLY AND THAT IS GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL.

// 

ONE MORE PART TO GO,
AND I'M SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST.

AS USUAL,
PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS.

I'LL TRY MY BEST TO REPLY TO THEM ALL.

+
IF PART III ISN'T UP IN 20-ISH MINUTES, I FELL ASLEEP,
BUT I DO PROMISE TO PUBLISH FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!