FOO FIGHTERS are one of my favorite bands, 

but that's not the point of this chapter.

   THE POINT is this:

Okay this isn't the entire point, either, but this image is what sparked the inspiration behind this chapter. 

   So when I was an itty bitty blob, say maybe 12 or so, I came across this image on a wrestling magazine. By this age, I was already in love with Lita + Edge. 

   It got me thinking about a few things, and so I've made this random ass tag that I thought would be funny to read through and see other people's responses.

   Feel free to do it as I tag everyone (and some people in specific), but really, anyone. Tag me in it because if you do do this in your own book, I'd love to read the responses!

   1) FIRST MALE CRUSH / CRUSHES?

   Shane McMahon -- young or old, Shane McMahon always makes my heart feel warm. He was the first little rebel rebel I fell for, the OG James Dean rebel without a cause of the WWE, and I loved him for it. That and, he went all out. 

If I ever met Shane, I'd be Natalya:

   Shawn Michaels -- that theme song, those eyes, that charisma to be the biggest asshole or sweetheart alive, the anticipation my little heart felt whenever he'd set up the greatest kick of all time ... need I say more?

   These were the guys I crushed on when I was like 5-11. But then, when that pesky teenage year came around, something inside of me switched. Of course I still loved Shane + Shane, but is it just me ... or did every girl want to dress and be Avril Lavigne?

   I wanted that smudged eyeliner and 'alternative' look and because I was so into it ... I was madly in love with Jeff Hardy + CM Punk.

   Oh my did punk boys with long hair and tattoos make me drool around this time. I mean, they still do ... but this was the pinnacle time for that.

I mean, look at that face. Look at it!

Me, a slut for Jeff Hardy then,

 now,

 forever.

   I may never be able to forgive him for that incident in TNA with Sting, but my thirst for Jeff Hardy will never die.

   An actual representation of me staring into Jeff's eyes, pearly whites, jaw line:

... Now, but my biggest crush? I would go as far as saying this is unconditional love because I didn't fall for this man when he looked like this:

or like this:

   or in a suit like this:

or in the awkward hair length / early bon jovi days:

No, no, no. You see, I fell deeply, madly in love with Chris Jericho when he looked like this:

UNF. That Ariana Grande hair style that he invented, those yellow ramen noodle looking locks, oh boy. Something about this Chris Jericho had me weak xD

2) WOMEN CRUSHES?

LITA -- those red locks and the fact that she could kick ass, lord have no mercy. Lita was seriously the reason I wanted a black bra, khaki shorts, and a studded belt when I was 10.

AJ LEE -- my spunky nerd that really had me questioning my sexuality during my adolesence. 

   MARYSE -- the b*tchiest wwe female there's ever been (in a tasteful manner).  Sometimes I don't know if I want to be Maryse, or on Maryse. TMI, I know. I regret nothing. I am forever envious of The Miz.

 But my #1 girl crush of all time? This really shouldn't be surprising, but here it is:

  Lilian Garcia doesn't only defy the laws of aging, she can sing, she can dance, she's the best ring announcer to ever grace the WWE, she's sunshine on earth and in general, a fucking angel.

   I'll have to end the tag here, simply because I can only use 20 gifs/ images and already used that up xD.

YOU ARE ALL WELCOME TO DO THIS! I WILL  POST PART TWO UP HOPEFULLY SOON, BUT FOR NOW, I'D LIKE TO TAG SOME PEOPLE IN SPECIFIC:

-MammaMia- , TheDeliciousMuffin , IceCream_Hugs , xxsuplexcitybriexx , Varon13, YIKESSHANDY, flickerofelena, WRESTLINGCOMMUNITY, psychopathish, and