I had faith in the WWE Creative,
and for once,
they didn't let me down!

Tonight's episode wasn't nearly as good as I thought it be,
but there was ONE segment that really stole the show.

(styles vs cena, i'll get to that soon).

1) MEMORIAL DAY

I may not always see eye to eye with the WWE, but when it comes to promo packages and holidays of that sorts, they really do get it right.

2) THE NEW DAY

As you all know by now,
I fucking love the New Day.

The fact that they even joked about them splitting up on tonight's raw literally left me a sobbing mess.

WWE, if you ever split the New Day up ...

Other than that,

The New Day continues to prove that they are the best tag-team group to grace the WWE in a LONG time. These guys always look like they're having a blast, and that's fucking beautiful.


Side note, anyone notice how the way Xavier said, "We're your WWE World Tag-Team Champions" was a little extra raunchy and special? I love it xD

3) THE VAUDEVILLIANS

I like these guys every day more and more as heels.

Their entrance is surely becoming one of my favorites as it's very unique and visually cool to see.

Also, I feel like I'm developing a crush for Aiden English.

Excuse me, but I can't take my eyes off of his booty.

Aiden squats.

I can confirm this.

He reminds me of Cesaro and (something you should know by now) I also have a thing for that Swiss Hunk.

Side note: as if these guys didn't already have enough "hate" for bashing on enzo's injury, they've now interrupted stephanie's dance off xD

+

I still can't believe that The New Day + Sawft are in the same branch and that they've shared a ring.
It just leaves me like this:

I love it.

4) GOLDUST + R-TRUTH
&
TYLER BREEZE + FANDANGO

Golden Truth is a better love story than Twilight.

Fandango's & Breeze's theme song mash up was surprisingly good, but I'm still a bit upset that they weren't called "Fabreeze."

P.S. I marked the fuck out about Goldust's goddamn beautiful scoop slam to Breeze.
Like hot dayum.
RESPEKT.
Goldy defies his age.

5) SHANE

If Shane isn't the whitest dad ever, I don't know who is.
I love Shane McMahon.
I love that he always slaps the hands of kids when he walks down the ring.
I love his tight jeans and butt.
I love his shoe game.
I just find him really adorable.
Shane twerking with the New Day is just grandiose.

I also found it super cute how both McMahon siblings mouthed The New Day's entrance words!

6) REIGNS vs ROLLINS

Forgive me, but am I the only one not entirely hyped about this match?

I feel like it's been dragged on for so long with first Roman getting injured and then Seth.

Quite frankly, I'm super happy that Rollins is back + I just wish he'd have a new storyline. Roman just don't interest me and as great as Rollins can make the match,
I'm a little meh about it because I'm SO much more invested in what they're doing with the IC belt + now Styles & AJ.

Most people might disagree,

but I just found the Rollins-Reigns segment to be completely pointless.

I didn't get a thrill from seeing Rollins mess with Reigns, and I'm still super confused as to what they are doing with both men.

Who the fuck is heel?
Who the fuck is a baby face?

Roman's being worked as an in-betweener and honestly, the only people who could pull that off is Owens + Ambrose.

7) DANA vs NATALYA

It really sickens me to see Nattie job to Dana who was very sloppy on tonight's match + even more upset that the quality of the women's matches have gone down.

How short was that match?

smh.

The only good thing about the "women's segment" tonight was Stephanie ripping Charlotte a new one.

8) IC CONTENDERS

I love Sami.
I love Dean.
I love Cesaro.

I need the three to become a trio.

They all have such great chemistry + can we talk about how naturally hilarious they are?

Dean's obviously got a fascination for Cesaro,
Sami just wants to be loved,
but Dean + Cesaro are just too cool for that lovable ginger twerp.

P.S.

Renee + Sami need to start a Canadian Allegiance Club of some sorts.

9) KEVIN, JERICHO, DEL RIO.

Admittedly I prefer the team of Dean, Zayn, and Cesaro,
but Chris + Owens stole the segment tonight with their budding relationship.

I swear, Kevin being distraught about Jericho dissing him was so damn funny.

Also,
I found this on tumblr and I can't stop laughing.

10) SAWFT!

Enzo + Big Cass are just from another fucking planet, especially Enzo.
Admittedly, I thought Enzo looked quite sloppy in the ring tonight,
but he really does make up for it in the mic.

Cass on the other hand, he's a total fucking beast AND can work the mic.

Found this gem on tumblr.
"This image looks like something you'd find in a museum."

"The Abduction of Enzo."
Raw, May 30, 2016. Green Bay, MI.

And now,
the moment I've been waiting for:

11) CENA RETURNS
+ AJ HEEL TURN

Let's get started with Cena's return.

Yo, I was honestly hyped to see him again
+ I love him as a human being even more for not making it about himself,
but about Memorial Day.

John Cena should be a motivational speaker because HOT DAYUM he speaks with so much rage and passion.

Like yes m'am, I mean sir.

When Cena said that "the future would have to go through me" then dropped his mic, 
I had fucking chills.

I turned to my little brother and told him about how I read an interview where Cena mentioned wanting to work with Styles the most,

and then AJ's music hit and we marked the fuck out.

AJ shaked Cena's hand and then Styles mentioned how they had been world apart before, and then the crowd went fucking mental because if was basically


MR.TNA
vs
MR.WWE

AJ built TNA.
Cena's the current Stone Cold, The Rock, etc.

I honestly cried watching the crowd chant both their names. The look on both Cena's face and AJ's face was that of pride and my god if that doesn't make you love wrestling than I don't know what will.

That's an organic movement that started because both men are so well-known.

My heart beated with pride for Styles a little more just because his name was being chanted just as loudly as Cena's despite only being part of the WWE for a few months.

To understand the magnitude of that,

Cena's been the guy for years,
and here's a predominantly INDY guy getting the same reception.

I cried because Vince once said that would never happen,
and look at how the tables have turned.

Now, the second that Karl + Doc came out,
two things came to my mind.

ALTHOUGH EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM'S WERE PISSED THINKING THAT THE WWE FUCKED UP THE CLUB AND ANY POTENTIAL RUNS FOR IT, I KEPT MY FAITH IN THE CREATIVE TEAM THAT THEY COULD NOT LET SOMETHING SO GOOD SLIP BY THEM.

When Karl said they came to "kick ass" AJ's included,
I thought Finn would debut,

BUT
then when Cena threw his shirt off,
I just fucking knew it.

That little face turn AJ did to Cena let me know that he'd turn and then,
WHAM!

I was screaming.

I mean, it's not that I wanted Cena to get beat up,
but this story line is going to be fucking dynamite.

With the rumors that Rollins + Reigns will stay in Raw and that Cena + Styles will lead Smack Down, this makes perfect sense.

Cena will always be on any event card + he'll always "THE GUY" (fuck you Romie)
Styles deserves to be on every card as well + the extra recognition,
so it's only fitting that two of the biggest names in the WWE fucking collide and omg I can't stop fangirling.

AJ is now the ultimate heel while Cena is a massive baby face.

This is how Reigns vs Rollins should be booked.
Make a fucking decision already.
Rollins cannot remain heel if Reigns is still an "in betweener"

AJ running down the ramp multiple times to assault Cena is what Rollins should have done, but nah, Vince be too busy protecting Roman.

My feelings on AJ vs Cena in gifs:

STRAY OBSERVATIONS

 -JBL saying, " "Stomping a gloryhole in Aiden English" ...

just no jbl, stop.

- kevin's a fucking troll and i love him.

- finn could debut along side the club anytime soon ...

- every time i see cesaro, dean, and zayn, i just want to pull them into a group hug:

- mark my words: this rollins vs reigns angle is missing something & i just keep having dreams where trips costs seth the belt and for some reason, I also dreamed that sting backed sethie boy up.

I mean, that's a long shot that Sting could ever be involved with Seth,
but I can't forget Sting's words when he was inducted into the HOF
"It's not a goodbye, it's just a see you later."