After weeks of horrible Monday Night Raw's, the WWE hits GOLD.

This Monday Night Raw was the BEST!

LIKE, WHOA.

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POSITIVES

1) STEPHANIE MCMAHON 

Bruh, this woman is the best heel to ever come into the WWE.
I LOVE that unlike Charlotte, Stephanie doesn't throw around the "my dad" card. All she said was the CEO of WWE and that was freaking tight AF.

Stephanie vs Roman Reigns confirmed?
( I would honestly watch the shit outta of that! Can you imagine Paige joining Roman since Stephanie promised a Divas Revolution and lol that never happened and she slaps Steph for Romie? )

Okay that would probably never happen, it's just my creative mind going to dark places! xD

But no seriously, Stephanie McMahon is a monster heel and omfg she slapped him so hard and so many times that one side of his face was totally red.

HAALP!

It's like don't attack his precious face but at the same time, DOOO ET. That was entertaining AF.

2) DEAN AMBROSE VS ZIGGLER

Okay- is it just me or has Dolph Ziggler been on fire lately? I mean he always is but as of lately his kicks have been out of this world accurate and hard.

Admittedly I wasn't all stoked about Dean wining the IC Belt because I was so scared that they'd leave my baby KO out of the picture but when Kevin interfered in the match, OMFG YAAAAS BETCH YAS!

With that said, I love Dean and I love Ziggler but they're match was forgettable with everything crazy that went down.

3) R-TRUTH + THE CROWD

Massive props to this dude for getting the crowd behind him even when he's gone for long periods of time. Also, A++ for tonight's crowd!

4) TEAM EXTREME VS THE WYATT FAMILY

Petition to get rid of Braun Strowman but other than that-

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

I MEAN, 

ECW ECW ECW!

ECW LIVES!!!
ECW4EVER!!!

I freaking screamed of happiness when Team Extreme, specifically the Dudley's cut that backstage promo. D-Von + Dudley really did revolutionize the tag-team industry and the crowd receives them so well. Forgive me but I'd even go as far as to say that they got the most out of the crowd tonight.

Major, major props to all the men of Team Extreme + The Wyatt Family because holy shieet that was intense.

LUKE HARPER IS THE REAL MVP!

Rowan's spin kick is a thing of beauty, Luke's kicks look like they could chop the average person's head off, and Bray is fucking adorable af.

And then there's the black sheep who honestly needs to GTFO.

This was by far my favorite match of the night. The way the camera panned into the four men of team Extreme was so freaking cool. No one sells pain better than them xD

Also, I'm so happy that the Wyatt family won because come on, they're the young guys who are gonna be there for a long time. Team Extreme is legit, but they've had their time to shine + I just love how selfless they are, putting their bodies on the line just to bring a good show and put those men over. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT CENA!!

Also, Rowan you precious thing putting Rhyno through a table you. Now if only he could put Braun through a table or two, please.

5) RYBACK / RUSEV / SWAGGER / DEL RIO

Ryback- personally I can't stand the appeal to the guy, nor do I like him as a wrestler.

Rusev- Lana's ruined this guy for me and I can't even like him when he's solo now.

Swagger + Del Rio is what needs to happen! FUUUUUUCK if you didn't see TLC, let me tell you- these two tore it up. Both Swagger and Del Rio are beasts and a feud between the two needs to happen!!

6) ROMAN VS SHEAMUS

Sheaumus - Ya know, I actually like Sheamus and no, I don't think he looks stupid with his hair and piercings. I fancy him and idgaf what you say about that xD

I knew his Championship reign wouldn't last very long but it was probably better than Seth's because although he did cheat/ only defend it twice, he brought the beast out of Roman. 

Sheamus endured massive beatings during his short reign + he actually KILLED it on the mic everytime he spoke.

Roman - oooooooh man, at the beginning of the show I was telling my bf that It's been forever since they've crowned a champ on a MNR and that it be insane if they finally did and LORD BEHOLD ROMAN REIGNS IS FINALLY THE CHAMPION ON HIS DAUGHTER'S BDAY AWW <3

I was originally angry that Roman didn't win right away at TLC, but then again the WWE fucked themselves over a bit when they made Sheamus win the MITB. 

With that said, Roman's journey to the belt has been a long one and he finally won it through a brutal, hellish fight.

Very very happy for him + yaaaaaaaaaaaaas he superman punched Vince goodnight! 

7) VINCE MCMAHON

Am I the only one who sings along to his theme song cause it's so freaking great!? xD
YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE IN HELL!

I still think that Vince McMahon is an out of touch motherfucker but tonight he made the show. The confrontation between him & Roman was insanely good and then that dirty old bastard low blowed him! xD

BAD GRANDPA BUT U GO!!

Aw man, Vince is the best heel ever, period.

8) THE NEW DAY SEGMENT

When isn't New Day gold?

Kofi is my baby and Xavier's too fucking much and Big E, oh big boy I love you.

Did their red outfits remind anyone else of High School Music?

WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS!

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NEGATIVES

DIVAS SEGMENT

I'm extremely upset that Paige did not win because wtf was all that storyline build up for? Charlotte doesn't look any stronger. If anything she's fueling the beliefs that she is only there cause of her dad.

This is super random but Brie Bella fucking marry omfg. Brie in white had me drooling and is it just me or is she even more toned??

God Bless U Brie.

I don't understand why the even bring out Team Bad + Ric if nothing exciting + new will happen.

At this point I want Paige to beat the crap out of Ric so that Charlotte gets all distracted and Becky capitalizes on that.

SERIOUSLY GIVE BECKY A DAMN PUSH ALREADYY!!!

I'm happy that Becky won but that match was pretty pointless. Okay so Ric helped, ....what about that? Is Charlotte gonna be like lol hey Bex my dad helped now we're just as bad lolkthankxbye

like seriously, wtf??

Here's what needs to happen in this Divas Division 

- Naomi + Tamina need to backstage Sasha which will in turn make Sasha a baby face because I doubt they're ever gonna allow heel vs heel and it's about time the Boss had a change of heart

- Becky or Paige need gold, preferably Paige just so Becky can soon take it away and maybe even go heel so she can clash with Banks at WM.

- I'd like Paige to remain heel but based on TLC i'm confused if they're trying to make her baby face again.

Poor girl man. I get it that Paige is only 23 but with all the back and forth flipping from heel to baby face and being booked for too many title shots only to lose, they're killing her character and appeal which takes YEARS to heal.

Look at the Bellas. They spent years in horrible storylines and it wasn't until 2011- that they finally got a good push. I hope that's not the case for the Brit or ANY of the girls.

ADAM ROSE

WTF was that segment?? 
Just no, no.

STAHP.

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Stray observations: 

1 - First show that I completely forgot about Seth

2- Get Neville the fuck away from The Miz

3- That fan with the yellow pin stripe jacket bless u you happy earthling

4- Bryon Saxton + Michael Cole were actually on fiyah tonight

5- Pittsburg you guys are fucking cool but also hypocritical as shieeet. Last year you were booing Roman Reigns, and tonight you cheer the fuck out of him except for when he wins you quiet down xD

6- Vince, bless you for putting your body on the line and taking that punch. You are also the MVP buuuut,

7- Is it just me or does Luke Harper look like + wrestles like he came from ECW?

8- Also, fuck you Vince for being a misogynistic pig. Your daughter can do much more than take care of Trips.

9- Those YES chants had me missing DB sooo bad ),,,: my lil goat.

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I got the gif from tumblr & it's apparently the boys celebrating for Roman after the show!

*melts*

What was your favorite part?