▪Suave x Jasper▪ (school lol)

S: heya Jasper..

J: heya Suave

S: so what's up?

J: uhh good actually but......

S: but what??

J: I wanted to tell you something

S: what is it?

J: give me some smex...

S: nope I'm outta here    

Suave is my bae is offline....

J: some day we would

Suave is my bae is online

S: No way we won't!

Suave is my bae is offline

Welp that turned out well.

▪Error x ink▪

E: hey Ink

I: hi error

E: uh I got a question for ya

I: oh,what is it?

E: do you have a crush on me?

I: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

E: blue and dream keeps on giggling stuff to each other and it made me curious

I: I have no idea what your talking about

E: Ink your hiding something from me..

I: No I'm not!

E: Yes you are!

I: okay fine!! I do have a little crush on you..

E: are you sure about little?

I: okay fine a massive crush on you

E: awwwww I knew you had

I: WAIT YOU KNEW??

E: I was only guessing but since you said it, its no longer a secret anymore

I: bye I'm gonna die for a while

E: awww your so cute when your flustered even with your rainbow blush too

I:eek! How do you even know im blushing?

E: I can see you

I: huh?

*ink turned to see error in front of him*

"Shoot, you know what? I'm outta here!"
*ink opens a portal and runs away*

"Heh, oh inky"
*error follows ink*
*stalks ink*

Well......how'd it go?

▪Undyne x Alphys▪

U: hey Alph..

A: oh hey Undyne

U: so uh, what cha doing?

A: oh just watching anime and stuff

U: oh what kind of anime?

A: Mew Mew power

U: oh who's your favorite character!

A: oh zoey

U: my favorite is Mark!

A: uh that's nice, what about your favorite Mew Mew?

U: Reneè

A: still zoey

U: huh, that's weird

A: weird what?

U: I thought Zoey and Mark are A thing

A: uh, I gotta go

U: okay

A: bye Undyne

U: bye Alph

Alphys is my lover is offline

*sigh*
Walks to Alphys house and she's fangirling like crazy

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" Alphys fangirled until she passed out

Undyne is watching Alphys sleep by the open window..

Lol random texts happened

I will request myself 0 lemons in 1 chapter.

Then request myself with 8 fluff in 2 chapters

BAIIIIIIIIIII