In which he's depressed and is looking for serious help but ends up befriending a girl who can never take anything seriously.

Unknown: Hello.

Jse: who dis new phone lol

Unknown: You don't know me

Jse: offcourse i don't dumbass i was playing lol

Unknown: my cousin told me to talk to you

Jse: your cousin is right lol you're the 5161994th customer! Congrats! How may i help you

Unknown: I

Unknown: I hate my life

Unknown: I want to die i feel so

Jse: lmfao i hate your life too get rekt m8

Unknown:  ...

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low key copied the text format from @peachytae xD