(A/n: Oh my Arceus y'all, thank you so much!! I am sorry I have a lack of idea rn and haven't even worked on the next chapter in so long! School and stuff is tough but that doesn't mean I'm giving up on this because we made it so far. Here's some bloopers since I haven't done anything yet with chapter 5! Also I'm honestly getting stuck with this song Holy crapolly-)

[Prologue]

(Y/n): So Olimar, you doing alright over there?

Olimar: Yep! I'm just fine over- *Accidentally kicks a package that the setup crew left in the ship.* AH SON OF A-

Me: CUT!!! AND LANGUAGE-

*Beepers*

(Y/n): So Olimar, are you doing alright over there?

Olimar: ... *Hears nothing from his communicator.*

(Y/n): .... I said, Are you doing alright over there??

Olimar: -.- What?

(Y/n): ARE YOU DOING ALRIGHT OVER THERE!?!

Olimar: Hold up. *Gets out of his ship and walks over to (Y/n)'s ship.* Ok, what did you say?

Me: *Sitting in a directors chair* I- Cut- Just cut- I swear these 100$ things never work as they say they do. -.-"

*Booper Doop*

(Y/n): Me and Olimar are just relaxing in our ships, what could possibly go wrong?

Narrator: *Is currently sleeping on the job in his chair.*

Me: *Whispers* Narra, wake up, it's your turn.

Narrator: *Wakes up abruptly* WAIT WHAT WHO STOLE THE CHICKEN NUGGETS!? OH WAIT THAT'S NOT MY LINE NOR IS IT EVEN A LINE IN THIS BOOK-

Me: CUT-

*Yeet Boop*

Narrator: As our intrepid explorers are relaxing on their way home, something in the distance is seen flying through towards the S.S. Dolphin. The meteor doesn't seem to be slowing down, but it is speeding up as it nears the ship. The meteor crashes into the Dolphin-

The people who are supposed to throw the meteor towards the ship: *In a different room.* I'M JUST A HIGH SCHOOL! DROPOUT! FUNNY HOW IT TURNS AROUND! JUST A! BURNOUT! TELL ME WHOSE LAUGHING NOW?

Me: -.\ Cut....

Narrator: *Starts singing with them*

Me: I SAID CUT-

*Beep Boop*

(Y/n): Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!!!

Olimar: I know exactly what I want and who I want to be!

(Y/n): *Stops panicking* I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine!

Olimar: I'm now becoming my own self fulfilled prophesy!

Both: Oh, Oh no, oh no, oh no! Oh none!

(Y/n): One Track mind, One Track Heart.

Me: IF I FAIL I'LL FALL APART!!!-

*Boop Bup Bittibebopbo*

[Chapter 1]

Olimar: As I was falling-

(Y/n): CAUSE I'M FREE!!! FREE FALLIN-

Me: Cut! Good reference to the song free falling though!

*DEEPIDIPIPTIPBEEP*

*After the Onion created the Pikmin.*

Olimar: The seed that the Onion dropped took root in the soil and has now produced an adorable little sprout. This sprout emits a strange light, and it sways back and forth without benefit of the wind. I cannot help but think it is calling to me-

The Pikmin that fell in the ground: I didn't even speak though-

Me: o.o Uhm... C-Cut!

*BEEP PEEB EPEB BEPE PEBE*

Olimar: *Plucks the sprout*

The Pikmin: Daddy?

Olimar: .... Do I look like your daddy?!

(Y/n): *from her/his part of the set* CUT!

Me: Thank you (Y/n).

*Peep Beep*

Olimar: *Looks at the Pikmin.* Oh? You want to be thrown over there? Okay then. *Throws Pikmin.* I wonder why it wanted me to throw-

A Red Pikmin: *Is dragging the flower pellet to the Onion.*

(Y/n): CANNIBALISM-

Me: NO CUT- I'MMA HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS-

*Breep deep*

(Y/n): *Sees the Pikmin.* Huh, maybe if I call it it can help me break down that wall... *Plays the flute-like whistle.*

The Pikmin: *Runs over to (Y/n), but then falls on its face.* MEEP-

(Y/n): OH SHOOT, ARE YOU OKAY!?

Me: CUT!

*Bopeebo*

[Chapter 2]

Olimar: The sun is setting, gather your Pikmin and get them to the Onion.

(Y/n): Uhm... *Pulls an Onion (Vegetable) out of her/his Pocket of her/his suit* This one?

Me: Oh my Arceus- Cut-

*Orges have layers beep-*

[Chapter 3]

Olimar: *Closes his eyes.*

Me: Olimar, you're supposed to close your eyes.

Olimar: I am.

Me: .... AAAAAA

*Boop*

Clarity: *Clinging on to (Y/n)*

(Y/n): *Hugs the Pikmin tightly*

Me: *Insert intense heart squeeze.* AAAAAA-

*Geep*

Olimar: *Writing his notes*

(Y/n): I'm going to look around for a little bit!

Olimar: Alright! You want me to come with you?

(Y/n): No, I can go into the unknown by myself with Clarity!

Olimar:.... INTO THE UN-

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Leep*

[Chapter 4]

(Y/n): *Lands ship safely*

The Maiko Draco: *Ejects (Y/n) out of the cockpit.*

The S.S. Dolphin: (Y/n) was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remaining....

Me:.... What the-

Olimar: *Is standing behind Awna're raising a knife*

Me:

*Defeated Beep*

(Y/n): *Lightly pats the Yellow Pikmin's surface.*

The Onion: *Yeets itself out of the ground and tosses (Y/n) backwards*

(Y/n): I believe I can fly~! I believed I could touch the sky~! I think about it every night and day~! Flap my wings and fly away~!

Me: CUT-

*Deledele WOOOOOP*

The Pikmin that take the parts to the ships: I wonder where the Alphas went? Are we.... ARE THEY DEAD?! WE HAVE NO LEADERS!! WE SHALL REBEL AGAINST THE WORLD!!! HAHAHA!!!

Olimar and (Y/n): *Whistles for them with their whistles*

The Pikmin: Coming mom/dad and dad!

Me: .... So this is what happens when you're babysitting Pikmin... o.o"

*Beeteeteletedede!*

[During the breaks]

Me: Alright, good job my dudes and dudette! Break time!

(Y/n): Yay!

Olimar: -u- Finally...

Me: Alright dinner for y'all is in the break room.

*In the Break Room*

*Louie, Alph, Brittany, and Charlie are already sitting in the break room.*

Olimar: ? What are you three doing here?

Me: I invited them since they're gonna be in the next 2 books.

(Y/n): Oh well, more people to talk to!

*Few minutes later*

Louie: LOOK AT THIS-

Olimar: What?

(Y/n): Everything alright?

Louie: YES! BUT LOOK! IT'S A WATERMELON- INSIDE A WATERMELON!!!

Me: Oh my Arceus-

*2 hours later*

(Y/n): *Sleeping on the couch*

Brittany: (Y/n). (Y/n). (Y/N). WAKE UPPPP!!

(Y/n): What? -~-

Brittany: It's a Mock Bottom... 🥺

(Y/n):... Go back to sleep. You might be here because you're part of the cast but I'm tired and I wanna sleep.

Alph: *Busts into the room* (Y/N)!!! THERE'S A SNARGRET UNDER THE BED!!! ",>n<,"

(Y/n): TELL AWNA'RE TO DEAL WITH IT! Ì.Í

Me: I tried already but he doesn't believe me... Ínì

(Y/n): ... Take a Pikmin plushie and go to sleep. -m-

Alph: But... TnT

Me: Alphie, there's no Snargret under your bed... Come here... *Holds him and Brittany in her arms* Let's get you two to sleep... Night (Y/n)!

(Y/n): Night Awna're.... -u-

*end*