So, I was walking home from school yesterday, and I saw this kid ride his bike though the busy parking lot. Not just cutting corners, either, but actually going through the middle of the crowded lot. I mean, who does that? It's dangerous, and you could get seriously hurt pulling a stunt like that. And l'm not kidding. I don't want to watch some kid get run over by a car. There's a sidewalk for a reason, bro.

Plus, you could get in big trouble. And let me tell you, there is nothing worse than the 'disappointed parent' angle. It's basically an endless guilt trip that makes you feel super bad.

So, yeah. Be safe. Oh, and also, nobody thinks that's cool. Because it's not. It's stupid.